October Prize Drawing!!!

Thanks to my recent review of the Trojan Elexa line of products, I’m stuck with a whole bunch of condoms that I’ll probably never use, unless I sell my body on the streets. Unfortunately, my body won’t make much money on the streets, so it would be a waste to use these condoms that way.

To get rid of all these condoms, I’ve decided to become a Condom Fairy again and give away to ONE lucky winner a Trojan Elexa prize pack, which is basically whatever products were left after testing. Although I also took a few condoms for my “Just in case I get some. Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I’m not getting any” stash.

In total, there are 8 Natural Feel condoms, 8 Stimulating condoms, 8 Ultra Sensitive condoms, one tube of Intimacy Gel, and 5 Freshening Cloths. Also, since I “used” the Vibrating Ring, I’ll purchase a new one and add it to the prize pack.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “Set it to vibrate” in it and whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, October 11, 2005 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, October 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States and US Military APOs (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

To determine the winners, I will draw a circle on a piece of cardboard and place all the entries in the circle. Then I will put the Vibrating Ring in the middle of the circle, turn it on, and let the Vibrating Ring choose the winner.

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about Bill Gates wanting to give you money. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you catalogs for adult videos. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, any Lindsay Lohan car accident, or any spawn Tom Cruise produces.

118 thoughts to “October Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. Set it to vibrate, baby!
    It’s my hubby’s birthday, and I don’t have a gift yet 🙂

    I’m Lana’s friend, she sent me to your site. So if I leave a series of inappropriate comments, blame her. 🙂

  2. I grabbed the shiny object with both hands. As, I held it close to my body, I set it to vibrate and felt a short but strong pulse in my hands. It was ecstasy! Now, I knew for sure that the teacher wouldn’t hear my cell phone ring.

    ~Rôn

  3. so i was at the mall the other day and there was a clown set up in the middle of the walkway making overpriced balloon animals. with free condoms, i could potentially put him out of business. yep that’s right, set it to vibrate and such.

  4. Set it to vibrate! I almost bought some of these the other day, based purely on your review. How fabulous is that?

  5. Hm….should I set this to shock? To puncture? To eviscerate?

    Eh, I’ll just set it to vibrate.

  6. sometimes when i get desperate, i take out my phone and set it to vibrate… please call me.

  7. i have waay too many condoms since you wont come visit me, but I want to win anyway. you can send me the “used” ring if you want… Set it to vibrate baby!

  8. Not only can I win the “One Ring to Bind Them All” but if my math is correct you’re giving me enough Trojans to last until I’m 437 years old. All righty then, I’m in.. Set it to vibrate.

  9. Hey Marvo-

    I am a little late in the entry here but you mentioned that you don’t have a clitoris. You may not need a clitoris to enjoy those handy dandy condom products. What you do have is an anus with like over 100+ nerve endings. All I can say is that that area on your ass can get pretty stimulated if you try…

  10. If I don’t get these condoms I’m going to need to ‘set my uterus to vibrate’ because I’ll most assuredly end up pregnant.

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