March Prize Drawing!!!

Saint Patrick’s Day is coming up and it’s a great day to get drunk, get pinched, and get caught urinating in public.

However, no one gives gifts for Saint Patrick’s Day. So this month two lucky readers will each receive a Saint Patrick’s Day gift from The Impulsive Buy.

These two lucky readers will each win A BOX of the Extra Cool Watermelon Gum, which I reviewed the other week. It’s enough gum to last for weeks, unless you have a strong oral fixation and you also like to share, then it will only last you a couple of days.

Just like last month, I’ll be having two separate drawings. However, this month, one drawing is for men only and the other drawing is only for the ladies in the hizzouse. So one Barney will win a box and one Betty will win a box.

However, if you happen to be a hermaphrodite, I will enter you in both drawings. But if you are a hermaphrodite, and you win, you MUST show proof in the form of a doctor’s note.

To enter this month’s prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with THREE THINGS.

1. The words “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
2. Whether you’re a male, female, or a hermaphrodite.
3. Whatever else you would like to say.

Please fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. Don’t worry about the shipping, I’ll take care of it.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Tuesday, March 14, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 19, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is ONLY open to those in the United States, US Military APOs, Canada, and Guam. (To the rest of the planet, I’m sorry.)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about “lovely russian bittches in action.” (Yes, that’s how the spammers spelled it.) The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you information about seminars that will improve your managerial skills. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or Brokeback Mountain not winning Best Picture.

98 thoughts to “March Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. i can not wait for marvo to say “Hey! Nice watermelons!” to me i am a female and i am in love with marvo and my husband knows it kisses

  2. Hey! Nice Watermelons!
    Of the Female pursuasion.
    Whatever else you would like to say. (Sorry, couldn’t resist)……….

  3. Hey! Nice watermelons!
    Female for life!
    Yesterday one of my high school students asked me if we were in B.C. or A.D. years. I fear for the future.

  4. Hey! Nice watermelons!


    Could never have spelled vinaigrette on my own, thanks Marvo
    Mmmm gum!

  5. Hey, nice watermelons!

    I’m a male.

    I am in a hurry so I don’t have time to think of anything funny to say.

  6. Hey! Nice Watermelons!


    30, single, enjoys long walks on the beach and product review blogs….

  7. “Hey! Nice watermelons!”

    I’m a female, so the watermelons comment felt a little awkward!

  8. Hey! Nice watermelons!
    Does the runner up get pictures of a nice pair of watermelons?

  9. Hey!!!! Nice Watermelons!!

    I’m a Female

    Trust me…. I’m Irish!

  10. Hey! Nice Watermelons!
    “Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.”
    – Proverb

  11. 1) Hey! Nice watermelons!
    2) female *fluttering my eyelashes*
    3) I never win your prize drawings, but still find you very sexy.

  12. Hey, nice watermelons. I’m a female, and I always get a fluttery feeling when I see the Impulse buy has been updated, Hooray!

  13. 1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
    2. female
    3. ::is always horrid at this sort of thing::

  14. “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
    Dood, I’m a chick, man!
    I would like to say that I would so chew the hell out of a pack of Watermelon Extra gum, and that afterwards my jaws would ache and pop uncontrollably due to my TMJ.

  15. Hey! I am a female with very nice watermelons!
    I also happen to adore watermelony deliciousness and I check the Impulse Buy every single day because I am a huge slacker in class and you’re funny.

  16. Things you never want to hear from your proctologist:
    “Hey! Nice watermelons”

    I’m a man, baby!

    Great Oden’s hammer!

  17. “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
    Thank God I’m female.
    Yesterday I spent several minutes picking the watermelon flavored jellybeans out of a huge bag of Starburst Tropical jellybeans.

  18. “Hey! Nice watermelons!”
    Thank God I’m female.
    Yesterday I spent several minutes picking the watermelon flavored jellybeans out of a huge bag of Starburst Tropical jellybeans.

  19. Hey! Nice Watermelons!

    I’m male.

    There is some milk in the refrigerator that is about to go bad…

    …..And there it goes.

  20. Hey! Nice watermelons!

    I have nice melons, thus am a female.

    And I’d like to say that I watch too much American Idol

  21. Hey, Marvo? Did you see that adorable woman waving at you yesterday? You know the one…the one that made you say, Hey, that female has nice watermelons? Remember her? Yeah, that wasn’t me, never will be, but I’d be very happy if I won the prize this month!

  22. 1. Hey! Nice watermelons!
    2. Male, but I will do the surgery if I get reimbursed for all expenses. And I
    win the contest.
    3. I didn’t get first post. Shame. Go add gravators to The OTHER Blog.

  23. Hey! Nice watermelons!


    watermelon candy flavor tastes nothing like real watermelon, which is very tasty.

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