300th Review Prize Drawing!!!

Wow! 300 reviews!

I can’t believe The Impulsive Buy has reached this milestone. But what’s more impressive is the fact that I didn’t need illegal performance enhancing drugs to reach it. All it took was hard work and dedication.

Some of you might say, “Well isn’t caffeine a performance enhancing drug? We all know you’ve done a lot of caffeine.”

My response to that would be, “No, caffeine is a legal, unregulated substance, and according to the Food and Drug Administration it’s safe for consumption. Now leave me alone, before I get all Barry Bonds on your ass and starting whining and complaining about the media.”

To celebrate the 300th review, The Impulsive Buy will be holding a prize drawing.

Three lucky readers will each receive a $25 gift certificate to Threadless, which The Impulsive Buy reviewed several weeks ago. So if you’re naked because you lost your clothes at the club while the DJ was spinning Nelly’s Hot in Herre, this would be your opportunity to no longer be naked.

To enter the 300th review prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with the words “I’m drug free, check my pee” in it and whatever else you would like to say. Don’t worry, you don’t have to mean it.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field, because I’ll be emailing the gift certificates to the winners.

The Impulsive Buy will start accepting entries for the drawing on Wednesday, June 14, 2006 and stop accepting entries on Wednesday, June 21, 2006. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is open to EVERYONE!!!

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you newsletters from Taiwan in Chinese. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for expired gift certificates, lost gift certificate codes, or the extra facial hair or enlarged forehead caused by the use of illegal performance enhancing drugs.

(Editor’s Note: If you’re interested — or bored — please check out the new review blog I started up called Cereal Mashup.)

206 thoughts to “300th Review Prize Drawing!!!”

  1. I’m drug free, check my pee. If only Threadless had t-shirts that said that.

  2. “I’m drug free, check my pee”

    And oh.my.dog, I don’t think I have ever seen so many respondents on your blog here EVER.

    Wow. I’m No. 155. Unbelievably cool for you!

    And Congrats on Review No. 300, Marvo!

    *blows on pretend party favor*

  3. to what address should i ship you this urine marvo?…cause im drug free, check my pee!

    congrats on 300!

  4. I’m drug free, check my pee! I hope I don’t have to say something clever here in order to win.

  5. I’m drug free, check my pee! But um…don’t look too, too hard.

    Congrats on your 300th review! I’ve been following your reviews for some time now and they just get better and better. 🙂

  6. I’m drug free, check my pee,
    I’m not gonna lose to Stephanie.
    I ain’t got clothes, but I don’t care,
    I like how it makes people look ‘n stare.

    -Clothe-less in College Park

  7. I’m drug free, check my pee

    Love the site, and good luck on the next 300.
    I like the new blog. hehheh. I’ll have to try some of that.

  8. I’m drug free, check my pee

    Love the updates, keep it up, always look forward to your new reviews, when I need a good laugh I can always count on your website

  9. I’m drug free, check my pee.

    However, a week ago…eh. That’s another story.

  10. I’m drug free, check my pee. While you’re at it, check for giardia, I’ve had the runs like mad lately. Congrats, Marvo.

  11. Can you really claim “I’m drug free, check my pee” if that pee is the colour of orange crush from that little purple pill that douses the fire called UTI?

  12. “I’m drug free, check my pee” Yeah baby. Clean as a dirty, dirty whistle.

  13. I’m drug free, check my pee, go climb a tree, don’t pay a fee, and by golly, give the prize to me!

  14. “I’m drug free, check my pee”
    Seriously. I am. I’m not cool enough to have access to drugs.

  15. Wow, I’ve had a lot of wine tonight. Fortunately, I’ve only had to retype this comment 3 times.

    While I may not be wine-free….I’m drug free, check my pee.

  16. I’m drug free, check my pee! However, alcohol has passed these lips and the lips approved!!

  17. I’m drug free, check my pee, I swear it, they just did “random” drug testing at work, but someone the only “random” people selected were under the age of 25.

  18. Sadly, this is not the first time I have had to say, “I’m drug-free, check my pee!”

  19. I’m drug-free, check my pee (or else, my sister’s pee that I have craftily snuck in via a condom). No lie, someone asked me to do this once. I’m afraid that there is no amount of friendship that would have me peeing into a condom. There is also no amount of shame that will keep me from sharing this anecdote in a selfish attempt to win a free gift certificate!

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