Slices of SPAM stored singly for single SPAM savants so they can savor the strange sustenance. Sooper!
I can’t believe I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter can believe that a fat free version can make people believe it’s not butter.
If you ever see me feeding my future kids Lunchables that contain titanium dioxide, please turn me in to Child Protective Services. If you see me eating Lunchable that contain titanium dioxide, please leave me alone, because I am probably in really dark place at the moment.
Superhero Movie? Hmm…What genre of movie is not safe from bad parody? What’s next? Sci-Fi Movie? Documentary Movie? OH SHIT! I’ve giving them fucking ideas.