Need a break from TIB’s crass and immature writing? Here are product reviews from some of our favorite mature writers.
I guess adding the A1 Steak Sauce makes the Slider more slidable. (via The Message Whore)
Pfff. I don’t NEED the Turn on Love Energy Drink to get some sweet, sweet lovin’. All I need is a can of wine and a Sears Sunday ad insert turned to the page with all the ladies wearing underwear. (via Possessed by Caffeine)
Aloe is known for soothing sunburns on the outside, so I can only assume that the HiCHEW Aloe Yogurt is for relieving the burns from making out with a cheap hooker or the sun. (via Candyblog)
I will admit that I occasionally visit I Can Haz Cheezburger (and Cute Overload) to warm my cold, black heart. (via Pajiba)