The Week in Reviews – 9/20/2008

Need a break from TIB’s crass and immature writing? Here are product reviews from some of our favorite mature writers.

I guess adding the A1 Steak Sauce makes the Slider more slidable. (via The Message Whore)

Pfff. I don’t NEED the Turn on Love Energy Drink to get some sweet, sweet lovin’. All I need is a can of wine and a Sears Sunday ad insert turned to the page with all the ladies wearing underwear. (via Possessed by Caffeine)

Aloe is known for soothing sunburns on the outside, so I can only assume that the HiCHEW Aloe Yogurt is for relieving the burns from making out with a cheap hooker or the sun. (via Candyblog)

I will admit that I occasionally visit I Can Haz Cheezburger (and Cute Overload) to warm my cold, black heart. (via Pajiba)

The L.A. Minis: Crispy Chicken microwaveable sandwiches look so saggy and sad that they should visit L.A. plastic surgeon Dr. Robert Rey and get some augmentation. (via Heat Eat Review)

3 thoughts to “The Week in Reviews – 9/20/2008”

  1. @shNermal – I hope there weren’t any blisters because that would suck. I hope you used protection.

    @Nevis – You what they say, “Every time you visit I Can Haz Cheezburger, God kills a kitten.”

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