Sick of candy from last night? This week’s Week in Reviews is 100% candy-free.
No one comes out a winner in a battle between Maruchan Instant Lunch and Nissin Cup Noodles. It’s a culinary Catch-22. (via Second Rate Snacks)
This movie had me at “porno.” (via Pajiba)
Thanks, advancements in technology. Not only do I have to buy the latest and greatest iPod every year to enjoy my music, TV shows, podcasts, and movies, I now have to buy the latest and greatest Philips Norelco Bodygroom to keep my crotch lawn from turning into a forest. (via The Message Whore)
(Insert lolcat picture here with caption “I can has leen poket cheezburger?”) (via I Ate A Pie)
The only quiche I like is the quiche I put on a Scrabble board to kick your ass. Bitches! (via Heat Eat Review)