The Week in Reviews – 12/6/2008

You only have 18 more shopping days to buy gifts for people you don’t really want to buy gifts for. Any of the products below would make an excellent gift for those people you don’t want to put any effort into.

While reading this review, for some strange reason, I kept replacing “Bounty” with “Booty” in my head. (via Second Rate Snacks)

I’m disappointed that a box of Gordon Ramsay chocolates doesn’t have the words “FUCK YOU” in gigantic letters on the front of the box. It should at least have chocolates shaped in the letters you can spell the seven words you can never say on television with. (via The Chocolate Review)

These Japanese Cheese Fondue Cheetos prove once again that Japanese have HUGE balls when it comes to making snack food. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

Here in Hawaii, Mele Kalikimaka is our way of saying Merry Christmas and Hauoli Makahiki Hou is our way of saying Happy New Year. No, I do not know any swear words in Hawaiian. (via Gigi Reviews)

I’m embarrassed to admit that I love instant mashed potatoes and Velveeta. Put those two together and it could quite possibly be the GREATEST PRODUCT EVER!!! (via Heat Eat Review)