PRIZE DRAWING: Because The Coupon Queen Was Right

I remember seeing a news story on television many years ago about a woman the news reporter dubbed, “The Coupon Queen.” She had cut out more pieces of paper than a scissor-happy serial killer who likes to leave notes formed from newspaper clippings. In her little coupon bag, with alphabetical tabs inside and floral pattern outside, there were coupons for 25 cents off this, 10 cents off that, free lettuce, buy one get one free, and many more price saving pieces of paper. I laughed at her obsessive-compulsive need to clip coupons, because I couldn’t see myself wasting time by looking for coupons, cutting them out, arranging them, keeping track of expiration dates, and carrying them around in a floral coupon bag.

Now that I’m older, wiser, and not living off of mom and dad, I realize that The Coupon Queen isn’t crazy and she’s probably living large with all that money she saved using coupons, because 25 cents saved here and 10 cents saved there can add up over years and years. I’m thinking maybe I should go find The Coupon Queen and make her my Sugar Momma. She is probably in her mid 70s by now and even my flabby, hairy and pale body would look good to her. Until then, I shall spread the gospel of coupons and will do so by giving away coupons that are good for one free Bertolli frozen entree, like the Bertolli Chicken Parmigiana Penne Oven Baked Meal we reviewed last week, in a TIB prize drawing. At regular price, Bertolli frozen entrees can cost up to $9.99 and this coupon will cover up to that amount, not including tax. I have seven coupons to give away to seven lucky TIB readers.

To enter this prize drawing, just leave a comment for THIS post with whatever you want to say. Please fill out the email field, because Iรขโ‚ฌโ„ขll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, December 14, 2008 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it is only open to those 18 years old or older. The coupon is only valid in the United States, so unfortunately the drawing is only open to those in the US or people from other countries willing to use the coupon in the US.

Good luck!

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110 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because The Coupon Queen Was Right”

  1. See, what’s nice about this contest is that I can rail upon the silliness that is a frozen meal intended to feed multiple people, that earned a less-than-stellar review, and yet still be eligible to win a coupon for said sub-prime food.


  2. Free food is always the best tasting food. See, coupons like this contest prize I would actively seek out. 25 cents off just isn’t nearly as exciting.

  3. I got a Shaw’s coupon the other day courtesy of P&G for $5 off whatever. Coupons are awesome!

  4. I have finished all my Christmas shopping and just dropped off all my Christmas cards off at the mailbox. Now leave me alone!

  5. I love coupons!!! Please magically pick me somehow by using those crazy and random methods you use.

  6. i love these type meals cause they let my mind be totally lazy when having to think “what the hell can I make with chicken today that is different from yesterday?” ๐Ÿ˜€

  7. I love bertolli products! seriously. I usually by the fresh packed type of pasta… in the dairy section kinda…its good though.

  8. The Coupon Queen might very well be my mother. Growing up my sisters and I would have to go with her when she drove an hour away to the one store that doubled dollar coupons. She would save up all of her best coupons for this trip and we would wind up with a crowd of people watching to see how much she would save. Usually she would get over $100 worth of groceries for under $20.

  9. I live in Japan and am not commenting to enter the contest. Please send me the links to funny pictures of your pale, hairy body and your 70-year-old sugar momma on Digg instead. That was the funny picture you were talking about, wasn’t it? ๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. Since we won’t have any big fancy Christmas dinner planned this will come quite handy!

    The Grinch

  11. I want to try these! My friend says they’re awesome but I can’t justify spending so much on an oven meal lol But if it’s good, I’ll definitely be a regular customer ๐Ÿ˜€

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