Product reviews from other blogs within the past week wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
It might be just me, but I think an unopened limited edition Obama-themed orange cola will have a higher resale value than a commemorative plate you can buy on QVC. (via The A.V. Club)
At least it’s not called Blowtonium. (via Possessed by Caffeine)
Occasionally, when I visit Candy Blog, I end up licking my screen because of the photos Cybele takes. Thanks to her, I don’t have finger smudges on the front of my monitor, but I do have saliva dripping from the bottom of it. (via Candy Blog)
Energy strips than melt away on your tongue? We are now one step closer to energy enemas. (via Energy Fiend)
Oh, Kashi. When you take over the world with your seven whole grain army, it will be a healthier place. (via The Skinny Plate)