Here are a few product reviews from other blogs from the past week wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
I don’t know whether I should be impressed or disgusted by this frozen burrito battle. But I am now jonesing for some frozen burritos. (via Eyunta)
I would pay to see a movie that involves Jason Voorhees beheading the Friday the 13th movie franchise. (via Pajiba)
Chili and chocolate flavored potato chips? I’m disappointed that Americans didn’t come up with this idea first. Or the Japanese. (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission)
This is the most comprehensive chopsticks review on the internets. Actually, I’m not 100 percent sure of my statement and I’m too lazy to find out if it’s true because I’m not going to sift through the 209,000 results I received after I Googled “chopsticks review.” (via The Tasty Island)
The only liquid I’ve ever consumed from a potion vial was Gummiberry Juice, so I wonder if the Health Energy Potion will also give me temporary super strength. (via Screaming Energy)
If you watched the movie Idiocracy, you know Brawndo’s got electrolytes and that’s what plants crave. (via The Girl Who Ate Everything)
I’m scared to eat this strawberry candy from Japan because I’m afraid it will eat me first. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)