Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
I don’t care what other people might say. Watching a grown man attempt to consume frozen doggie woggy and kitty cat treats and gag repeatedly on a video is entertainment in my book. (via Freezer Burns)
Powdered peanut butter sounds like it’s the ashes of dead peanuts and all you do is add water to make it reconstitute. Holy crap! Zombie peanut butter! Where’s Milla Jovovich? (via Yummy Diet Food)
My own recipe for Cinnabon cereal is much better than this crunchy Cinnabon cereal. Just get a big mixing bowl, dump a baker’s dozen of Cinnabon Minibons in it, add milk and enjoy with a ladle. (via The Skinny Plate)
Bah! Soy sauce potato chips aren’t black. I lower my head in disappointment and my face reddens with shame. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)
A rubber ducky-shaped candy that doesn’t float upright? That’s going to upset Ernie and you don’t want to see Ernie get angry because when he does he starts to explain alphabetically how he’s going to beat you down. A is for ass kicking. B is for bitch slap. C is for crack down. D is for decking your grill. (via Candy Blog)
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