Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.

I have a crush on the Chocolate Crush Pocky…AAAAAAAAGH!!! Someone shoot me before I turn into Gene Shalit! (via The Japanese Crush Pocky)

Sadly, I will never have the opportunity to wrap my sexy lips around the Dunkin Donuts Breakfast Sandwich. Instead I’m stuck with replacing the muffin on my Sausage and Egg McMuffin with Eggo Waffles. (via Grub Grade)

When did energy drinks become gangsta? Is it the new malt liquor? Is it appropriate to “pour one for my homies”? (via Taurine Rules)

It doesn’t matter which chocolate covered raisin is better, you will probably choke on both of them in the theater when you see Doctor Manhattan’s blue schlong in the Watchmen. (via Second Rate Snacks)

Maybe I’m impatient, but I believe anything that takes 20 minutes to heat up in the microwave defeats the purpose of it being microwaveable. (via Freezer Burns)

6 thoughts to “THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 3/14/2009”

  1. Gene Shalit I think he died years ago and now runs on batteys and bad gin. I dont like that guy from Freezer burns
    BORING BORING hes dead inside. Al Roker seems to hate WHITEY.


  2. @Neil the hammer: I disagree with you about Al Roker, I REALLY do disagree with you about that guy from Freezer Burns, and I also disagree with you about Gene Shalit…his mustache is what keeps him alive.

  3. I don’t like the guy from Freezer Burns either. He seems like a douche who likes to be called the Frozen Food Master a little too much. Whatever happened to Ace and Reprobate? I don’t mind missing posts from Reprobate, but where’d Ace go?

  4. The breakfast sandwhich from Dunkin’s REALLY isn’t worth it. The waffle is soggy and small, the eggs are powdered and a step below McDonald’s, and the bacon didn’t taste like anything. . just crunchy.

  5. @D: Ace is focusing on school, but hopefully we’ll see more reviews from him.

    @Rowen: I still want to wrap my sexy lips around one. Maybe the grease will make my lips glossy.

    @betty: I heart Pocky too.

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