Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.

Okay. That’s it folks. The tit of energy drink names has run dry. SPAM Energy Drink is by far the lamest name ever. (via Ed Junkie)

Second lamest energy drink name? Chinese Rocket Fuel (via Taurine Rules)

I’ve never eaten at Del Taco, but the Macho Combo Beef Burrito makes me want to talk like Macho Man Randy Savage. Oh yeah! Oh yeah, it also makes me want some beta blockers. (via Eyunta)

From what little knowledge I have about men in Japan, I’ve figured out two things: they love schoolgirl panties and enjoy drinking beer. There’s beer candy, so I’m thinking there’s probably schoolgirl panty candy. (via Japanese Snack Reviews)

Since this Pepsi is all-natural there’s no way it will end up on a reality show starring Bret Michaels. (via Gigi Reviews)

6 thoughts to “THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 3/21/2009”

  1. If anyone ever releases schoolgirl panty candy, you have my solemn promise that I will send you some. I don’t think I could do justice to a review of such a product, but I have 100% confidence that you could.

  2. Chinese Rocket Fuel just sounds like it’d be a dangerous thing to drink.

    Feel the energy of melamine!

  3. Isn’t spam a really popular product in Hawaii? I recall having spam sushi in a restaurant in Maui???

  4. @Orchid64: I would be all over that like a sukebe old man with a peep hole to the women’s locker room.

    @Felix Tibs: So I should just get four Jack in the Box tacos then.

    @Larry Davenport: Hormel should release their own SPAM energy drink. That would be awfulrrific.

    @Jackie: I dunno. It might not be that bad, since the Chinese know how to make a pretty decent rocket.

    @Rob: SPAM is very popular here, but it’s even more popular in Guam.

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