Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.
I would like Pizza Hut to promote a pizza with a gigantic pepperoni covering the entire top of it and call it the Xtreme Pepperoni Lovers Pizza. Then Pizza Hut should tell the public that it’s coming out soon. Meanwhile, Domino’s will come up with their own version of it called Really Big Pepperoni Pizza and start selling it before Pizza Hut does. But after Domino’s starts selling it, Pizza Hut will say, “Psyche! We tricked you good. That’s a stupid idea. We made all that shit up. We’re just getting back at you for copying us with your BreadBowl Pastas.” (via We Rate Stuff)
I’ve never had a fresh White Castle Slyder or a Krystal hamburger. Instead I have to settle for eating it vicariously through someone else. (via Grub Grade)
I’ve got a beard, monocle and top hat, but I don’t enjoy tobacco products. I guess I have to settle for pipes made from licorice in order to look distinguished. (via Candy Blog)
People in Japan LOVE TO SMOKE, but kids aren’t allowed to smoke. So why not let them get some practice with chocolate that looks like cigarettes? (via Japanese Snack Reviews)
A tobacco and nicotine-free cigarette is like an O’Douls. (via Everyview)