Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs wrapped in an HTML shell and served with immature writing.

Many potatoes were harmed in this potato chip throwdown. (via Grub Grade)

Milky-white Japanese sperm liqueur. Need I say more? (via The A.V. Club)

Hmm…Which is the lesser of two evils? A dance movie parody with a dozen Wayans family members or a sequel to a movie that could give me double vision Heidi Montage nightmares? (via Pajiba)

I love peanut butter, but I will avoid the Better’n Peanut Butter because of its weird use of an apostrophe. (via I Ate A Pie)

Mmm…S’mores without the campfire and singing of “Kumbaya” by Boy Scouts going through puberty. (via On Second Scoop)

2 thoughts to “THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 5/30/2009”

  1. The problem with the “Japanese sperm liqueur” is that it is not Japanese at all. It is an import from Poland that someone from the AV Club bought in Japan without knowing its origin (or likely being able to read the country of origin information just assumed it being in a Japanese shop made it Japanese).

    How do I know this is true? Well, besides a brief surf which yielded information of the Popsy brand, the label on the Popsy says “I’m coming” and in Japan, they don’t say that. They say, “I’m going” (ike). 😉 You don’t mess around with exclamations at the moment of ecstasy.

  2. not a fan of the weirdly-apostrophied fake peanut butter. It has the strangest aftertaste, I just can’t get used to it.

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