No, The Impulsive Buy is not paying your water bill, providing you with a wash cloth or standing with you in your shower to scrub you down. Because paying that one utility is probably expensive, a wash cloth is too cheap and scrubbing you down in your shower will probably end up with me registering as a sex offender. But TIB can provide the body wash you need to clean away dirt and make you smell like a million dollars…or five dollars, which is roughly how much I spent on each body wash.
TIB is going to give away a bottle of body wash to six lucky readers via a prize drawing. The six different body washes are some of the latest on store shelves, or at least I think so, since they all have the word “new” printed on them. The body washes are:

(from left to right)
1. Axe Twist Shower Gel
2. Old Spice Deo Sport Odor Blocker Body Wash
3. Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash
4. Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin Body Wash
5. Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash
6. Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash
To enter this prize drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. You may say whatever
you like, but your comment MUST include the phrase, “I want to shower on you” AND the body wash you’d like to win.
Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, March 7, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.
Good luck!
Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you an email with a link you shouldn’t click. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you letters you shouldn’t open. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or how much you’ll love showering on me.
I want to shower on you, to cleanse thy soul.
So send me some Dove Extra Care and some blueberry pancakes
I want to shower on you. I would be interested in the white peach body wash by caress.
I want to shower on you with the Axe
I want to shower on you with the Dove Men. Or, I mean, whatever isn’t taken.
I want to shower on you with the dove shampoo.
I want to shower on you with Dial NutriSkin. The phrase in German for “to take a shower” is “unter die Dusche gehen.”
I want to shower on you with some Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash. I’d also like to golden shower on you, but that’s another story.
I want to shower on you with caress. sounds like a proposal for a threesome
I want to shower on you! So does that mean physically on top or does that mean another type of shower?
Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash, please!
I want to shower on you with Dial Nutriskin!
And yes, I did notice that none of the bodywashes were of a yellow or gold color. Hmmmm….
I want to shower on you in a feeble attempt to smell like a man.
I want to shower on you and on my bf after I present him with some Dove Men 😉
Actually can I shower on (with) both him and you??? LOL
I want to shower on you because having other people pay for things helps raise my low self-esteem. Twist, please.
To Whom This May Concern:
Rubba Dub Dub, baby. Lather me up with Dial Cherry Seed Oil & Mint NutriSkin because I want to shower on you. I want to shower on you long time. You’re welcome.
I want to shower on you. Dove Men.
i want to bathe and shower on you! caress
I want to shower on you and caress you in a souffle of bubbles…ALL NIGHT LONG
I want to shower on you Caress White Peach Cream Whipped Souffle Body Wash!!!
I want to shower on you because you make me feel dirty!!! Caress white peach cream whipped souffle body!
Oh Marvo, you silly, silly boy. I want to shower ON you.. although it might crush you.
Would love to try the hot pink DIAL Nutraskin.
i want to shower on you with pretty, pretty flowers.
I want to shower on you with my Dove Men Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash.
Thanks!
I want to shower on you with that Dial cherry seed oil and mint body wash!
I want to shower on you. The caress white peach, plz!
I want to shower on you with that Caress Souffle! The Dove won’t be too bad either!
I want to shower on you. Caress white peach sounds good.
I want to shower on you, with some Axe Twist. 🙂
I want to shower on you using the Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash.
I want to shower on you with Dove Unscented Sensitive Skin Nourishing Body Wash…yeah that’s it!
After purchasing the Axe Whatever Messy hair gel based on your review, I’d like to shower with you and that Axe bodwash soon!
Somehow, telling a stranger “I want to shower on you” sounds so wrong. Or at least, like some public officials. But yes! I want to shower on you!
Look at me, now at my comment, now at my comment, sadly my comment isn’t me. I’m on a horse and I want to shower on you.
I want to shower on you using the Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh Body and Face Wash — after all, it’s free.
I want to shower on you with that dove stuff. You may smell good after your are washed with that stuff:D
I want to shower on you. The Dial or Axe one. Or Caress. Thanks.
I want to shower on ewe……..but probably not with the peach cream one……it would be a man soufflé
I want to shower on you(‘re) beautiful slate tile floor with the men’s dove or the dial cherry.
I want to shower on you, and smell really nifty afterwards.