PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers

We’re right in the middle of summer travel season and whether you’re traveling to another state or another country by air, you’ll want to pack light because those damn airlines will charge your ass for checking in baggage, which, by the way, used to be free for decades.

The folks at AXE want to help you pack light, unless you’re traveling to a nudist colony, then you probably won’t need any help. But for those who do need help, they’re offering the opportunity for five lucky TIB readers, via a prize drawing, to win a set of AXE travel-size body sprays, deodorants and shower gels that meet TSA standards.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s AXE Twist Travel Pack Prize Drawing, leave a comment with THIS POST. You may say whatever you like, but your comment MUST include where you would like to go for your next vacation.

It can be specific, like “a nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails with paper umbrellas in them,” or less specific, like “anywhere, but here.”

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the five winners for their mailing addresses. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, July 25, 2010 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person and it’s only open to those who live in the United States and are 18 years old or older. (I’m sorry to my non-US readers, those in the US Military living overseas and high school boys who love the smell of AXE)

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you spam about how you can get generic erection drugs from Canada. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you requests for donations from my alma mater, the University of Hawaii. Bribes will not be accepted. Sending pictures of your boobs (male or female) will not help your chances. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, or you getting trapped in a YouTube vortex of dudes getting hit in the nuts and puppy videos.

120 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because AXE Offered Me Stuff To Give Away To TIB Readers”

  1. a nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails with paper umbrellas in them

  2. I want to go to Harry Potter world at Disney….yes, I know it sounds lame. No, I don’t care. I will fight off the little children with my adult-sized wand and spray them with AXE while I’m at it (just kidding, AXE…)

  3. I want Marvo to serve me cocktails on the beach in Hawaii.

    And then I also want to go to England. In the winter because I’ve watched Love Actually and The Holiday too many times and the streets of London and the little village cottage look so much nicer with snow covering them.

    My actual next vacation will be two weeks in Georgia in mid-August to visit all the friends/family I moved away from. There will be a weekend spent at a hopefully not oil soaked beach in Florida though.

  4. IMO. going to the Dominican Republic is the best vacation. The best beaches are over there.

  5. Marvo, I just want to GO on vacation. I’d pick Colorado, but as long as I get to have a few days off work, I don’t care where I go. Even if I only go as far as the bathroom and then back to my comfy bed, I’m good.

  6. I would love to go to London this summer to get away from the heat but I’m broke!

  7. I would like to smell all axe-like in the land of England, where they call it Lynx.

  8. A nude beach in Hawaii with Marvo serving me cocktails, but no paper umbrellas because they just in the law of the booze.

    (Kissing ass? A little…but I like to win stuff and I’ll do just about anything.)

  9. I went to Europe this summer. I’d love to go back to Venice, thats where I had the most fun. 🙂

  10. I want to go to Red Rocks in Colorado! Or back to the Smokies. I’d be happy just to get out of the tri-state area.

  11. I would like to go to England on vacation. I’d like a naked Padma Lakshmi to feed me grapes on the flight as well. If you can make that happen, you can keep the Axe prize. 😉

  12. I wanna go to Crestview Flordia, give my bf this stuff, and fulfill the Axe prophecy!

  13. For my next vacation, I’d love to hunt panthers in the Amazon, smelling refreshing and delicious, no matter how much of a sweat I work up. *hint hint* It’s a lot easier to get a panther to approach you if you smell delicious…

  14. For my next vacation, I would like to join Isaiah Mustafa, aka handsomely jacked Old Spice dude, on his boat, in his hot tub, or in shower where he’s been filming those youtube clips.

    Do you highlight the comments of people who win? Because Axe would really love mine!

  15. I wouldn’t mind to go to Boston and take in a big city. Nebraska doesn’t fill that urge very well.

  16. Disneyland for sure. I wouldn’t need to pay for much, thanks to an annual pass, and I have so many friends living down there that I’d never get bored.

    Unless, you know… you stay for a week. Which is too much.

  17. I would like to go back to Sardinia to visit family but lol… doubt I’ll have the money. So I guess I’d like to go on vacation by finding a job. I need some time off from being unemployed. It’s boringly sucky!

  18. I would like to go to Barcelona to see Dali’s house and to spend some time on the ramblas

  19. I want 2 vacations. One with Sam and on just Randy and I.
    For our first vacation with our daughter I’d love to take her to Disney World! I know she’s only a month old but I think it would be fun!

    For my exclusive vacation with my husband I’d love to go to Ireland. Just get as far away from our life as possible to a different culture and just relax and enjoy something I am passionate about!

  20. I want to go to Pyongyang, North Korea before they start a war and bomb all of us South Koreans as the first step in their intricate plan which concerns ruling the world and annihilating all mankind, whichever comes first. I want to show Kim Jong-il this website and introduce him to all the many small pleasures that are shown here, for instance the KFC double-down. (Genius!) I know for a fact that would make him join the ol’ capitalist bandwagon.

    Or Hawaii. But that would solely be to try macadamia nuts w/ spam.

  21. I want to go to Japan, desperately. But I want to spend at least 2 weeks if i go there, i cant get off of work for that long or afford it for that matter so its not going to happen any time soon. Ill be in Vegas at the end of August though.

  22. I would really like to go to Ireland. I doubt it’ll happen, but a guy can dream, right?

  23. Michigan or Illinois, cause it is HOT in Texas right now and I have family there.

    Which is much more likely than my first choice, which is “sometime in the 70’s”. So many products no longer available, I’ll need the bag and then some to bring back the ones I miss!

  24. I would like to vacation back in time to when my 13 year old didn’t need to smother himself in AXE in an effort to attract “the laaaaadies”. Ouch.

  25. I hate that AXE discontinued APOLLO and TSUNAMI and brings crap like chocolate or twist or whatever is new flavor of the month

    vacation sounds awesome

  26. Well, planning my honeymoon right now, so we are looking somewhere that has culture and scuba diving. Thinking somewhere in the south pacific region all the way up to Japan area.

  27. For my next vacation I am going to Las Vegas with my girlfriend. It’s Vegas in August, you know I will need to stay fresh, so hook me up, please!! As a thank you, I’ll send you something delicious to review!

  28. I would like to go to alaska and sleep in an igloo with some eskimos then go fishing with them in the morning .

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