PRIZE DRAWING: Because Chewing Gum That Tastes Like Dessert Helps You Keep Your New Year’s Resolution of Losing Weight Better Than Eating Actual Dessert

Marvo Announcement, Prize Drawing

Extra Dessert Delights

We have chewing gum; you have jaws. Let’s make something happen.

For this month’s prize drawing, The Impulsive Buy will be giving away three sets of all three Extra Dessert Delights flavors — Strawberry Shortcake, Key Lime Pie, and Mint Chocolate Chip. If you want to read a review, Nichol reviewed them last month.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Dessert Delights Drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t really care what you say in your comment, but it would be nice if you used a random term from Urban Dictionary in it.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winners for their mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Sunday, January 23, 2011 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one entry allowed per person, and it’s open to everyone who’s 18 years old or older.

Good luck!

Fine Print: The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you email with the line “me love you long time” in the subject field. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you a big ball of used chewing gum that someone has been adding to for years. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, breaking your New Year’s Resolution or sore jaws.

88 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because Chewing Gum That Tastes Like Dessert Helps You Keep Your New Year’s Resolution of Losing Weight Better Than Eating Actual Dessert”

  3. ‘I’m just sayin’ but a stick of mint chocolate chip dessert gum will help my diet a lot more than a massive bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream!

  4. I am a l33t gum man I ate the chocolate chip, swallowed the strawberry shortcake, and stared at the key lime pie until it flew into my mouth.
    I chewed them all to oblivion and beyond.

  5. Looks interesting, would defiantly give these a try before I get ‘shitvillaged’ (that’s the first random word that came up) again =)

  6. Almost all the urban dictionary entries for “Marisa” are misrepresentations of my good name! Here’s the most appropriate:

    “A large booty. Very shakeable.”

  8. I love chewing gum almost as much as I love squishing creamed corn between my toes, and then spreading the grainy mush upon my neighbor’s azalea bushes. Like flowery toast, or cocoa poofs and rabbits that reproduce in parenthetical weeds…what is this atrocity? Why can’t I display my shoulder blades like a plate of peas and carrots?

    The answer, my friends, is “pookle”.
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pookle

  10. Urban Dictionary is a bit TOO illuminating for my taste, so I’ll skip that part if you don’t mind. Speaking of taste, my tongue is entering withdrawal from the taste of the mint choc chip gum. So feel free to send that my way…

  11. I will share the gum with my manpanion.

    1. a male companion; a term used to categorize a male friend with an abiguous characterization of sexual orientation.
    2. a term used to describe a homosexual companion, while remaining free of commitment.
    1. Tom has never been married. He loves to spend time with Dick more than anyone. They are great manpanions.
    2. He’s not looking for commitment. In stead, he has several manpanions.

  15. Though Abe Lincoln would most likely approve of this gum, he would probably not approve of urbandictionary’s definition of “Abe Lincoln”

  22. I hate gum but plan to re-gift it to a fanatic. So, when I win, you darn well better mail it – or I’ll be all badinka on yo aiss!

  25. “Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There’s a frood who really knows where his Extra Dessert Delights gum is.”
    (Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)”

  28. It’s pretty gum that I’ll probably not get picked. I’ll definitely holler “Gum Ging” if I do drawn, though.

  34. apparently my name can either be a hot girl with a slammin’ body, or a mystical pink hippo…thanks urbandictionary. I love this gum and would love to win some 🙂

  36. I believe chewing this gum while getting gate raped would make the experience a little more enjoyable.

  40. “Where amphetamines and jarheads flow like wine. Also, where Sammy Hagar has been spotted at the In-n-Out Burger.”

    my city, Oceanside CA. yay?

    Oh, and I saw Kirstie Alley at the In-n-Out once, too. Dave Mustaine at the Starbucks. yeah, we’re just a cultural hotbed here….

  43. Aloha!
    Love your site and the excellent reviews you guys post. Thanks for using HST as your time zone for the end of this drawing…are you in the 808?
    Watch out for those needles when you sun at Ko Olina!
    Hahaha (UD: When “haha” just isn’t enough).

  49. My urban dictionary phrase: “its all gravy” which sums up the competition in thats “its all good” – not implying that any of those gums actually have gravy in them…

  50. More fun chewing this gum than giving an “Alabama Piledriver!”

    Ok, gross BUT it IS an urban dictionary term!

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