PRIZE DRAWING: Because Financial Aid To Purchase Stuff From Whole Foods Doesn’t Exist

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Have you ever wanted to purchase beef from Whole Foods from cows that were grass fed and given shiatsu massages every day, but didn’t want to pay the price for it? Well, we at The Impulsive Buy might be able to help you, if you win the $25 Whole Foods gift card we’re giving away this month.

To enter The Impulsive Buy’s Whole Foods gift card drawing, leave a comment with THIS post. I don’t care what you say in your comment, but it would be awesome if your comment included a term you would likely see on a product you can buy at Whole Foods. Here’s an example: If I win this gift card, I’ll hug a free-range chicken.

Please don’t forget to fill out the email field because I’ll be emailing the winner for his or her mailing address. The Impulsive Buy will stop accepting entries on Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time. Only one comment allowed per person, and it’s only open to U.S. residents who are at least 18 years old.

For those of you who have a Twitter account, you can get an additional entry by tweeting the following by Monday, April 30, 2012 11:59 p.m. Hawaii Standard Time:

@theimpulsivebuy Organic. Yes. Grass fed. Yes. Kombucha. Yes. GMO-free. Yes. Hormone free. Yes. @WholeFoods BINGO!

So just copy, paste, and tweet. Only one tweet per Twitter account.

Good luck!

Fine Print: Whole Foods is not affiliated with this prize drawing. The Impulsive Buy promises your email address will not be used to send you emails about Whole Foods. The Impulsive Buy also promises your mailing address will not be used to send you Goodwill donation flyers. Bribes will not be accepted. The Impulsive Buy will not be responsible for lost mail, damaged mail, your Toyota Prius not getting 50 MPG, or your Nissan Leaf running out of juice.

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197 thoughts to “PRIZE DRAWING: Because Financial Aid To Purchase Stuff From Whole Foods Doesn’t Exist”

  1. For $25 at Whole Foods I believe I can purchase one bar of fair-trade, single-source, organic dark chocolate. At least partially.

  2. If I won this, I’d buy up all the sea salt topped chocolate caramels that I could. And then feel like a lonely peon because I’m not paying with an AmEx black card. And have the cashier and surrounding customers look down on me, and laugh after I leave.

  3. I would either purchase a sliver of the $40 a pound organic ewe’s milk cheese, or a sampling of exotic salts from around the world. It’s salt, you wouldn’t think there were like 100 varieties, but there are. Impregnated with all kinds of minerals.

  4. Oh goodness. I would buy so much pretty produce….and cheese. Actually mostly cheese.

  5. As a self-proclaimed olive addict, I would have to load up one of the multi-compartment containers with the disappointingly small amount of olives that $25 would purchase. Upon arriving home, I would film myself attempting to juggle them in an appealing way before catching them in my mouth to enjoy the briny goodness.*

    *not necessarily going to happen

  6. My supply of good chocolate is getting dangerously low. I love buying a huge chunk of it at Whole Foods.

  7. When I win I will buy a bunch of tasty ingredients to make my girlfriend a sumptous meal.

  8. I love Whole Paycheck, but I need an extra paycheck to shop there !! I would be honored to win this prize !!!

  9. I will buy some of the organic unbagged bulk salad greens. Between the organic nature of the greens and the fact that they aren’t protected from people’s sneezes and grimy fingers, I’m hoping it will boost my immune system by eating it. Usually I buy the washed, bagged stuff at the regular grocery store.

  10. If I win, I’ll buy all of the vegan yum yums I skip because they’re too expensive!

  11. If I win, I would…actually buy stuff from there instead of going to Trader Joe’s!

  12. If I win the gift card, I’ll buy…I don’t know what I’d buy ‘cuz I haven’t been in a Whole Foods in awhile. But I’ll find something that I can’t pronounce the name.

  13. If I win this gift card, I will drink a gallon of a naturally flavored carbonated beverage and pig out on air-puffed rice crackers.

  14. If I win this card, I will buy some frozen chicken-type product. Or baked goods. Yummy, yummy baked goods.

  15. I’d love to enter! I would go buy some of their awesome cookies and things that I can’t find at a ‘regular’ grocery store.

  16. If I win this gift card I will probably buy my daughter whatever she wants but secretly I would want to get organic loose leaf tea and free range eggs because they are seriously expensive at Walmart and I don’t even know for sure if they are really free range!

  17. Hmmm, that would make it worth trying out Whole Foods for. Our limited budget has made it cost prohibitive thus far.

  18. I could really go for some of their hand made marshmallows…they make for decent snaking

  19. If I win this gift card I will plant some cocoa beans in a hyper-ustainable organic manor in my garden.

  20. I will get to hang out with all the haole hippies at the brand new-ly opened Kailua store! They have a bar. Kailua hippies and organic beer, you totally should come over and check it out, what could be a better combo?!

  21. Oh, Whole Foods, how I wish there were more hours in the day for me to spend with you… and money in my bank account to spend with you.

  22. If I win, I will buy a recyclable bag each time I go to whole foods because I notoriously leave mine in the car. Or, I’ll walk. Therefore I HAVE to take my bags, more money for produce!

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