ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Writer Jack

Whenever I have to introduce myself, in order to give a stellar first impression, I try to forgo words and instead perform a sweeping, well executed high five with whoever is nearest to me. Man? Woman? Stranger? Infant? It doesn’t matter. Get ready for a palm full of total coolness and nonchalance.

My backup is just quietly mumbling out my name while trying not to say anything stupid.

Yet, seeing as my computer hinders both high fives (Bummer!) and disjointed attempts at vocal communication (Hooray!) it appears I will have to result to that good old-fashioned written word. So, let’s get to it!

I’m Jack and I am absolutely psyched to be the newest reviewer for The Impulsive Buy. Born and raised on the East Coast and now living in the beautiful and tiny state of Rhode Island, I am probably a pretty simple dude. Some things I like and don’t like include: coffee (yes), orange juice (no), the future (probably), and cereal (absolutely). Furthermore, a longtime passion for both reading and probable unemployment led me to pursue a BA in English Literature.

A passion for junk food, however, led me here.

I have been a fan of The Impulsive Buy for some time now and I am thrilled to get a chance to contribute to the already incredible material put out by the fantastic writers here. High five or not, let’s do it up!