THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/27/2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

I guess covering Peeps completely in chocolate is the only way I can bite off their heads without feeling guilty since there’s no chance I’ll look into their eyes — which allows me to look into their souls. (via Candyblog)

A product with Twilight in its name that doesn’t have handsome vampires on its packaging? Blasphemy! Or as teenage girls would say…OMG! (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission)

Japan has a Chestnut Kit Kat which you don’t want to roast on an open fire. Unless it’s so shitty that you want to piss on its ashes. (via Jen Ken’s Kit Kat Blog)

Yoplait has a yogurt that tastes like red velvet cake. That’s fine and dandy. But how about they make a container that I can easily stick my tongue into. The lip of the container bends inwards, which makes it hard for me to French kiss this French yogurt. (via Gigi Reviews)

There are two Frosted Flakes. One is gr-r-reat and the other is gr-r-reat…if you like suing companies that totally rip you off. (via Second Rate Snacks)

THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/20/2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Sorry, no Japanese KitKat review this week, but how about a Japanese McDonald’s pork sandwich or a Japanese sex drink review. (via Brand Eating and Possessed by Caffeine)

Digiorno has 200 calorie portion pizzas. Each box has two portions, so it’s really a 400 calorie portion. (via Food In Real Life)

Did you forget to give your significant other something for Valentine’s Day? Well, these Vanilla Creme Heart Peeps won’t help your sorry ass. (via Gigi Reviews)

If I eat the mushroom-shaped Wonka Sour Puckerrooms Gummies, who will be in my hallucination? Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp. (via ZOMG, Candy!)

THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/13/2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

Finally, reusable file folder labels. I’ve always thought file folder labels were the condom of office supplies. (via Office Supply Geek)

The Winter Olympics in Canada are here and there are Maple Kit Kats to celebrate the occasion…in Japan. I wonder if Canada also has Maple Kit Kats. Or at least Maple Leaf EZee Sub Sauce-flavored Kit Kats. (via Jen Ken’s Kit Kat Blog and Japanese Snack Reviews)

I don’t have any enemies, but if I did, I’d wish upon them a lifetime of eating canned spaghetti. Or watching a lifetime of Lifetime. (via Second Rate Snacks)

I don’t think I could savor the Pillsbury Savorings Bread Bowl Bites as much as I savor molesting the Pillsbury Doughboy with my finger. Giggle, little man! GIGGLE!!! (via Freezer Burns)

I don’t know what tonka beans are and I’m too lazy to look it up on Wikipedia, so I’ll just assume they’re beans shaped like giant yellow toy dump trucks. (via Foodstuff Finds)

THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 2/6/2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

There’s a cereal that tastes like cupcakes, which I believe justifies all those times I ate actual cupcakes for breakfast. (via We Rate Stuff)

Japan has a Corn Kit Kat. I wonder if, just like eating actual corn, it comes out looking the same way it went in. (via Jen Ken’s Kit Kat Blog)

A grown man reviews the Easy Bake Oven. It sounds pedophile-ish, but I should admit I’d review it too if I got my hands on one. (via Everyview)

I wonder what the packaging would look like if the product was called Thorntons Lovebirds XXX. (via Jim’s Chocolate Mission)

Carl’s Jr. combined a grilled cheese sandwich with a burger, and called it a Grilled Cheese Bacon Burger. Or as it’s more commonly known — a cheeseburger. (via Junk Food Betty)

Rockstar now has an energy cola and an energy lemonade to help us “Party Like A Rockstar.” But I wonder if they’ll ever create a beverage to help us deal with STDs or become a one-hit wonder like a rockstar. (via ED Junkie)

Mexicans or Philadelphians? Who do you think should be more upset with the Taco Bell Mexican Cheesesteak? Or should the only things that get upset are the stomachs of those who ate the Taco Bell Mexican Cheesesteak. (via Would I Buy This Again)

THE WEEK IN REVIEWS – 1/30/2010

Here are a few product reviews posted this week from other blogs we like.

A chocolate bar with panko inside sounds awesome. But a chocolate bar coated with panko and then deep fried sounds awesomer. (via Candyblog)

Yes! School lunch reviews! If I had a blog in the 1980s, I think I would’ve started my own school lunch review blog. (via Fed Up With School Lunch)

It is bar week at I Ate A Pie. (via I Ate A Pie)

(Insert random Japanese Kit Kat review here) (via Jen Ken’s Kit Kat Blog)

China Cola isn’t made in China, but if it were, you’d probably be able to find it at Walmart, just like many products made in China. (via The Soda Jerks)