REVIEW: Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chips

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Few foods have been put through their paces like fried chicken. The ever-innovating fast food industry has turned the simple Southern dish of breaded and deep fried poultry into everything from dinosaur nuggets to sandwich buns.

Taco Bell is no stranger to this modern art of meat sculpture, having morphed a chicken patty into a Chalupa shell earlier this year. That dish’s spiritual successor – the Naked Chicken Chips – are available now. Compared to the carnival oddity of a taco built out of chicken, these chips seem blasé by comparison. But these triangular treats have some quirks of their own.

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The Naked Chicken Chips come in servings of 6 or 12, mirroring your average serving of nuggets. The chips are a bit thinner than your ordinary chicken nugget, stretched out to tortilla chip size.

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The interior is typical processed white meat, but the breading has quite a bit of pepper. Each chip has a generous layer of breading with a gratifying crunch. It’s not as aggressively seasoned as a Burger King Chicken Fry, but the Naked Chicken Chips are spicier than your average McNugget.

Young kids (the typical nugget audience) might be put off by the added spice, but adults shouldn’t have any concern. If anything, these chips feel underseasoned by Taco Bell standards. It doesn’t help that the only dip being offered with this dish is standard nacho cheese. The two make a satisfying pair – rich and savory. But there’s an inescapable feeling that this could be something more.

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Fast food chicken’s appeal is in variety. While the pieces are themselves bland, they can play host to a wide array of sauces and dips. By limiting these chips to cheese, Taco Bell isn’t realizing the full potential of these dippables. Spicier selections (like the chain’s beloved Lava sauce), or even existing spreads (such as Avocado Ranch) could make this a perfect showcase for Taco Bell’s sauce catalog. Even topping these with the same options as the existing Triple Layer Nachos would’ve been great.

At $2.29 for six, the Naked Chicken Chips are a reasonable addition to any Taco Bell order. They won’t blow anyone away, but could be a valuable long-term addition to the menu.

(Nutrition Facts – 6 chips – 390 calories, 220 calories from fat, 24 grams of fat, 3.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 1110 milligrams of sodium, 29 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fiber, 1 grams of sugar, and 14 grams of protein..)

Purchased Price: $2.29
Size: 6 chips
Rating: 6 out of 10
Pros: Hearty side, slightly different from Taco Bell’s other offerings. Good deal for the price. Could be great as a protein option for burritos, etc.
Cons: Only offered with Nacho Cheese. Not as innovative as the previous Naked Chicken offering. Chicken nuggets are available pretty much everywhere.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 5/15/2017

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Haribo Red White  Blue Gold Bears

Haribo Red, White & Blue Gold-Bears

If you find one of these bags open and all the white ones are gone, it was not me. Okay, it most definitely was me. (Spotted by Josh G at Walgreens.)

Fairlife Milk Chocolate Smart Milkshakes

Fairlife Milk Chocolate Smart Milkshakes

Fairlife Creamy Strawberry Smart Milkshakes

Fairlife Creamy Strawberry Smart Milkshakes

Fairlife French Vanilla Smart Milkshakes

Fairlife French Vanilla Smart Milkshakes

I had no idea what pre-biotic fiber was when I first saw these photos. But I looked it up on Wikipedia and now I know. I’m now smart, thanks to these milkshakes. (Spotted by John W at Giant Eagle.)

Mike and Ike Intense Fruit Sour licious Zours

Mike and Ike Intense Fruit Sour-licious Zours

Mike and Ike Fruit Punch Sour licious Zours

Mike and Ike Fruit Punch Sour-licious Zours

There’s a third flavor. Sadly, it doesn’t have the word “fruit” in it. It’s green apple. (Spotted by Robbie at H-E-B and Marvo at Target.)

Luzianne Hibiscus Iced Tea

Luzianne Hibiscus Iced Tea

(Spotted by Brian C at Walmart.)

Healthy Choice Simply Steamers  Chana Masala and Mediterranean Style Lentil Bowl

Healthy Choice Simply Steamers (Chana Masala and Mediterranean-Style Lentil Bowl)

It appears Healthy Choice is simplifying the name of their Simply Café Steamers to just Simply Steamers. (Spotted by Jarred at Publix.)

Birds Eye Steam Fresh Veggie Made Zucchini Lentil Pasta  Original and Cheddar Sauce

Birds Eye Steam Fresh Veggie Made Zucchini Lentil Pasta (Original and Cheddar Sauce)

Birds Eye Steam Fresh Veggie Made Zucchini and Spinach Lentil Pasta  Marinara Sauce and Alfredo Sauce

Birds Eye Steam Fresh Veggie Made Zucchini and Spinach Lentil Pasta (Marinara Sauce and Alfredo Sauce)

(Spotted by Carla at Walmart.)

Gold Emblem Orange  Cream Gummy Bears

Gold Emblem Orange & Cream Gummy Bears

Gold Emblem Gummy Butterflies

Gold Emblem Gummy Butterflies

Start the post with gummies. End the post with gummies. (Spotted by Rachel C at CVS.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

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WEEKEND READING – 5/13/2017

McDonald s Apple Pie

Here are a few interesting junk food-related stories from the past week or so. Enjoy.

A Brief History of McDonald’s Apple Pie (via Eater)

A teen’s tweet asking for free Wendy’s chicken nuggets just surpassed Ellen DeGeneres’ record for the most retweets of all time (via Business Insider)

Doughnuts Are on a Global Rampage, and They Must Be Stopped (via Bloomberg)

12 Refreshing Facts About Coca-Cola (via Mental Floss)

Customer Accuses Burger King Of Bogus BOGO Deals (via Consumerist)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee (Black and Cocoa & Honey)

Starbucks Cold Brew Coffee  Black and Cocoa  Honey

Starbucks is going to make some cold cash with these bottled cold brew coffee drinks. (Spotted by Adam S at Walmart.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

Also, if you want to send in photos and are wondering if we’ve already covered something, don’t worry about it. Let us worry about it.