REVIEW: McDonald’s Fried Guava Pie

Two things you should know about McDonald’s pies in Hawaii.

  1. They’re fried. Hawaii is one of the few places in the United States that offers fried McDonald’s pies. (Oddly, we are also the healthiest state in the country.)
  2. We have local seasonal pie flavors many of you would call “exotic.” The Haupia Pie features a coconut-flavored filling with gelatinous pieces and the Taro Pie has a purple filling with gelatinous cubes.

McDonald’s Hawaii’s newest fried pie doesn’t have jellylike cubes, but it does have a thick guava-flavored filling. To be honest, I’m surprised our local McDonald’s didn’t come out with a guava pie sooner because guava is our state fruit.

And if you look that up on the internet, you’ll learn it’s not. But we use the fruit in enough products that it should be.

Even though we love the tropical fruit, the 50th state can’t brag about it being the first one to have McDonald’s guava pies. Florida can claim that fact that no one from there will brag about. Although, not to brag, theirs was baked.

The exterior of the Fried Guava Pie looks like the skin of someone who was in a freak chemistry laboratory accident. But, man, that bubbly skin is crispy like the best fried chicken you’ve ever had. It has a level of crispiness that you wish McDonald’s chicken filets, patties, and McNuggets had.

The viscous pink filling has a flavor that reminds me of the canned guava nectar I drank as a kid, but warm. Perhaps, too warm (and maybe a bit too sweet). My taste buds are so used to having that delicious flavor ice cold that it’s weird to taste it at a higher temperature. It’s like drinking warm soda. Also, a few chomps had a sweet chemical zing to them. It was a turnoff to my taste buds, but it wasn’t in every bite so it didn’t prevent me from eating the whole pie.

Haupia and taro are foods I don’t eat, but love them when in the form of McDonald’s fried pies. With guava and McDonald’s Fried Guava Pie, it’s the opposite.

(Nutrition Facts – 210 calories 60 calories from fat, 7 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 140 milligrams of sodium, 35 grams of carbohydrates, 1 gram of fiber, 16 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $1.00
Size: N/A
Rating: 5 out of 10
Pros: Flavor reminds me of canned guava nectar. Super crispy shell. Fried pies.
Cons: Occasional chemical bite. It’s weird tasting a flavor I usually consume cold. Regional pie variety. Wikipedia saying Hawaii’s state muffin is the coconut muffin.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Oreo Egg (U.S.)

Oreo Egg

Oreo Eggs 2

Were you jealous when Canadians could crack open Oreo Eggs last year? Be jealous no more because the U.S. now has the creme filled candy with cookie pieces. (Spotted by Jenn G at Dollar General and Amanda Y at Target.)

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REVIEW: Limited Edition Cap’n Crunch’s Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal

Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal

I have fond childhood memories of the Cap’n, but like many childhood heroes, he’s faded into irrelevance for the adult me. But, Quaker Oat’s latest innovation, Cap’n Crunch’s Blueberry Pancake Crunch drops the Cap’n right back into my consideration set! I should’ve guessed that this limited edition cereal would be delicious because there was only one left on the shelf. It was a lone box nestled all the way in the back, so I had to contort myself to even reach it.

The age-old debate: do you pour milk or cereal first? If you answered milk, you’re a monster. My vote is always cereal first, so you can taste the cereal in its untainted form. Plus, you have better control of the milk to cereal ratio. Tangent aside – as I poured the cereal out, pretty teal blue and cream corn/oat cereal orbs tumbled out. The pretty teal orbs reminded me of little Saturns; maybe the Cap’n is at the helm of a new spaceship because this cereal is out of this world. Ha – get it? Too much? Fine.

To complement the pretty coloring (yay, blue 1), there was a rich, sweet syrupy smell. No, not like the finest Canadian maple syrup, but more like Aunt Jemima high fructose corn syrup syrup. I say that in the most endearing, nostalgic way possible. I grew up with Aunt Jemima and kid-me loved that syrup. But, we all know, Aunt Jemima doesn’t have anything on Canadian maple syrup. So, if this nostalgia factor doesn’t resonate with you, I could see how this artificial smell would be off-putting.

Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal 2

I proceeded to try each of the three orbs by themselves. First up was the teal blue one – it didn’t register until the aftertaste that this was supposed to be the blueberry. The initial taste was very much a generic, sugary cereal. I was worried that once these hit milk, it would dye the milk blue and it would be like drinking liquidated Smurfs. Yuck.

The next up was the semi-teal orbs – these looked like an accident, like the teal orbs brushed up on the cream ones and transferred some color. But, the box does show various shades of teal so maybe it’s intentional. It did, though, have a slightly different aftertaste. I imagined this is the equivalent of a blueberry buried in the pancake batter.

The final orb was the cream colored one. I was guessing this was supposed to be the pancake part of it. It just tasted sweet, nothing to write home about.

Limited Edition Cap'n Crunch's Blueberry Pancake Crunch Cereal 3

Then, I ate them all together. I liked the subtle complexity of the cereal. Don’t get me wrong, the Blueberry Pancake Crunch clearly isn’t some fantastic molecular gastronomy or anything. Heck, if you blindfolded me, I probably would have a 50 percent chance of guessing that it was blueberry pancake-flavored.

If you add milk, it decreases my chances of guessing to about 5 percent. The milk somehow really washes out the flavor instead of enhancing it like I hoped. I was glad that the teal didn’t come off and dye the milk blue, though! But, honestly for a $3 box of sweetened corn and oat, I’m not complaining.

By the way, National Blueberry Pancake Day was on January 28th so pick up a box and have a belated celebration with me!

(Nutrition Facts – 1 Cup – 110 calories, 10 calories from fat, 1 grams of fat, 0.5 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 125 milligrams of sodium, 24 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of dietary fiber, 13 grams of sugar, and 1 gram of protein..)

Purchased Price: $2.98
Size: 15.4 oz. box
Purchased at: Walmart
Rating: 7 out of 10
Pros: Making the cap’n relevant again! No liquidated smurfs (a.k.a blue milk). Pretty teal orbs.
Cons: High Fructose Corn Syrup smell can be off-putting for some. Eating it with milk (which is the whole point of cereal) really washes out the flavors.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 2/16/2017

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Little Debbie St. Patrick's Day Mint Creme Rolls

Little Debbie St. Patrick’s Day Mint Creme Rolls

Perhaps Little Debbie should call these Shamrock Rolls next year so that they don’t have such a wordy name. (Spotted by DaddyOfThr3e at Walmart.)

Entenmann's Limited Edition Honey Glazed Donuts

Entenmann’s Limited Edition Honey Glazed Donuts

Entenmann's Limited Edition Chocolate Lovers Soft'ees

Entenmann’s Limited Edition Chocolate Lovers Soft’ees

Entenmann’s boggles my mind with the number of products its bakeries produce. (Spotted by Gary A at Weis Markets and Amie Z at Acme.)

Smartfood Parmesan Garlic Popcorn

Smartfood Parmesan Garlic Popcorn

(Spotted by Melody T at Meijer.)

Gevalia Kaffe Cold Brew Iced Coffee Concentrate (Vanilla and House Blend)

Gevalia Kaffe Cold Brew Iced Coffee Concentrate (Vanilla and House Blend)

Cold brew coffee is big. Come on, Folgers! Turn your crappy coffee into a cold brew. (Spotted by Carla at Fred Meyer.)

Red Vine California Collection

Red Vine California Collection

What’s in the Red Vines California Collection? I’m glad you asked because I spent three minutes looking that up and I wouldn’t want those three minutes to go to waste. It has black licorice twists, original red twists, black licorice bites, original red bites, Super Ropes Candy, Original Red Bar, and Superstrings Candy. What are those individual candies? I’m not going to spend another three minutes looking that up, so you’ll just have to click this link. (Spotted by Sylvia at Ralphs.)

Tyson Any'tizers Chicken Twists

Tyson Any’tizers Chicken Twists

Tyson Any'tizers Chicken Twists (Savory Bacon and Spicy)

Tyson Any’tizers Chicken Twists (Savory Bacon and Spicy)

Oh Tyson! What won’t you do to chicken? (Spotted by Karri F and Melody T at Meijer.)

Fairlife SuperKids Chocolate 2% Reduced Fat Ultra-Filtered Milk

Fairlife SuperKids Chocolate 2% Reduced Fat Ultra-Filtered Milk

Fairlife SuperKids 2% Reduced Fat Ultra-Filtered Milk

Fairlife SuperKids 2% Reduced Fat Ultra-Filtered Milk

At a quick glance these look like regular Fairlife milk but marketed to kids. But after doing some quick research, it’s Fairlife milk with Omega-3s. (Spotted by Gary A at Weis Markets and Carla at Safeway.)

Purple Cow Limited Edition Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Ice Cream

Purple Cow Limited Edition Strawberry Rhubarb Pie Ice Cream

Purple Cow Limited Edition Espresso Chip Iced Latte Ice Cream

Purple Cow Limited Edition Espresso Chip Iced Latte Ice Cream

(Spotted by Sascha at Meijer.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Vanilla Cupcake M&M’s

M&M's Vanilla Cupcake

M&M's Vanilla Cupcake 2

I don’t think I’ve ever had cupcakes topped with M&M’s. I need to eat better cupcakes. (Spotted by Rene B at Target.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.