REVIEW: Keebler Limited Batch Cinnamon Roll Fudge Stripes Cookies

Keebler Limited Batch Cinnamon Roll Fudge Stripes Cookies

Those funny little tree dwelling elves at Keebler really caught my attention last year. After being pushed to the back of my junk food brain, they officially put Fudge Stripes back on the map with killer Birthday Cake and Peppermint flavors that stood up to all of the limited release cookies I had in 2016.

To the resounding excitement of cinna-sluts like myself all across the nation, they’re kicking off 2017 with a Cinnamon Roll rendition of their famous striped confections.

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Immediately the rich robust smell of cinnamon and vanilla icing float out of the cool brown package. The aroma mimics that unmistakable head-turning scent that wafts out all Cinnabon’s in the finest shopping malls of America, resulting in the starry-eyed activation of the salivary glands.

The crunchy snap of the cookie is more pronounced than your average Fudge Stripe, which tends to occupy that space right between a soft and hard cookie. Leading the flavor is a soft cinnamon rush that is beautiful and balanced by the the thick and smooth vanilla glaze. It has a little bit less of a buttery taste than the usual Stripes’ shortbread base, and the dark tan cookie is speckled with brown giving an even and full cinnamon burst in every bite.

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The overall flavor is less sweet than their standard cookie but also not too aggressively spiced. For people who love cinnamon, like myself, there’s enough to satisfy, but not so much that they would turn someone off who may be more adverse to a strongly spiced cookie. Taste-wise the product they are most reminiscent of are cinnamon Teddy Grahams.

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Unlike an Oreo, there’s no real way to separate the baked base from the coating, but it’s pretty apparent that the cinnamon comes from the brown speckled cookie and the sweetness driven by the glaze. Surprisingly, the frosting flavor comes across much sweeter in the smell than it does on the tongue, which makes me feel like I could eat approximately 45 of these before any kind of “stop” registers in my brain.

For cookies that were baked inside of a tree, these are an impressive and satisfying take on one of Saturday morning’s greatest indulgences. Hopefully the Keebler clan can continue to channel their elfin voodoo and crank out a pancakes and syrup flavor so I will never have to cook breakfast again.

(Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 140 calories, 60 calories from fat, 7 grams of fat, 4 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 85 milligrams of sodium, 19 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of fiber, 10 grams of sugar, and 0 grams of protein.)

Purchased Price: $2.49
Size: 11.5 oz package
Purchased at: Target
Rating: 8 out of 10
Pros: Perfect cinnamon bun smell. Amazing cookie crunch. Balanced cinnamon and vanilla flavor. Potential to save breakfast cooking time in the future.
Cons: Could use some yeasty bread “roll” flavor.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES (VALENTINES EDITION) – 1/17/2017

Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you’ve tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments.

Kraft Jet-Puffed Jumbo Heartmallows Conversation Hearts

Kraft Jet-Puffed Jumbo Heartmallows Conversation Hearts

Bloody hell! There aren’t any words on these conversations hearts. These are the conversation hearts you give if you’re mad at each other on Valentine’s Day and giving each other the silent treatment. (Spotted by Amanda Y at Target.)

Dove #1 Teacher Happy Valentine's Day Solid Milk Chocolate Heart

Dove #1 Teacher Happy Valentine’s Day Solid Milk Chocolate Heart

If you’re a mean person, give your elementary son or daughter this to give to their teacher. Then instruct your child to say the following, “You’re my #1 teacher. (Have them pause for a moment.) But you’re my only teacher so by default you have to be my #1 teacher.” (Spotted by Rachel C at WinCo Foods.)

Cadbury Royal Dark Sold Dark Chocolate Hearts

Cadbury Royal Dark Sold Dark Chocolate Hearts

Cadbury Royal Dark Dark Chocolate with Caramel & Sea Salt Hearts

Cadbury Royal Dark Dark Chocolate with Caramel & Sea Salt Hearts

Cadbury Royal Dark Dark Chocolate with Caramel & Sea Salt in a Heart

Cadbury Royal Dark Dark Chocolate with Caramel & Sea Salt in a Heart

These seem new-to-the-U.S.-ish. (Spotted by Rachel C at Target.)

Maud Borup Beary Sweet Blue Raspberry and Cherry 1 LB Gummy Bears

Maud Borup Beary Sweet Blue Raspberry and Cherry 1 LB Gummy Bears

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hope our relationship lasts longer than it takes for you to finish this one pound gummy bear. (Spotted by Jenna L at Target.)

Hammond's Raspberry Jam Bars

Hammond’s Raspberry Jam Bars

Hammond’s might be too classy for this, but somewhere on this bar it should say, “You’re my jam!” (Spotted by Rachel C at Target.)

Thank you to all the photo contributors! If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you do so, you might see your picture in our next Spotted on Shelves post.

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Snapple Takes 2 To Mango Tea

Snapple Takes 2 To Mango Tea

It’s a new permanent flavor. But when I first saw this photo, I thought it was a seasonal flavor with the name, Taxes 2 To Mango Tea. (Spotted by Gary A at Weis Markets.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.

COMING SOON: Jolly Time and Cosmos Creations 2017 Popcorn Flavors

Jolly Time 2017 Flavors

Jolly Time, a longtime maker of popcorn, and Cosmos Creations, a shorttime maker of popcorn, have partnered to offer four new ready-to-eat popcorn flavors — Sea Salted Caramel, Confetti Cake, Belgian Waffle, and Snickerdoodle.

The new varieties are Certified Gluten Free and made with non-GMO popcorn kernels and natural ingredients. They will be available in one-ounce bags with a suggested retail price of $0.99 and 5.5-ounce bags with a suggested price of $2.49.

They will be showcased at the Winter Fancy Food Show in San Francisco from Jan. 22-24 at the Moscone Center and available at grocery retailers nationwide and online in February 2017.

(Image via Jolly Time)

SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Yoplait Dippers

Yoplait Dippers Chipotle Ranch with Tortilla Chips

Yoplait Dippers Chipotle Ranch with Tortilla Chips

Yoplait Dippers (Toasted Coconut with Honey Oat Crisps and Coffee Chocolate Chunk with Cinnamon Crisps)

Yoplait Dippers (Toasted Coconut with Honey Oat Crisps and Coffee Chocolate Chunk with Cinnamon Crisps)

Yoplait Dippers (Raspberry Chocolate Chunk with Choco-Drizzled Pretzels, Caramelized Banana with Choco-Drizzled Pretzels, and Vanilla Bean with Honey Oat Crisps)

Yoplait Dippers (Raspberry Chocolate Chunk with Choco-Drizzled Pretzels, Caramelized Banana with Choco-Drizzled Pretzels, and Vanilla Bean with Honey Oat Crisps)

Oh, look who has spicy Greek yogurt now. (Spotted by Caitlin J at Target and Francoise at ShopRite.)

If you’re out shopping and see an interesting new product on the shelf, snap a picture of it, and send us an email ([email protected]) with where you found it and “Spotted” in the subject line. Or reply to us (@theimpulsivebuy) on Twitter with the photo, where you spotted it, and the hashtag #spotted. If you’ve tried the product, share your thoughts about it in the comments.