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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nOnce upon a time there was a chocolate chip cookie named Chips Ahoy, who wondered if there was someone special out there for him. He had dated a few other chocolate chip cookies, like Mrs. Fields, but he felt they were too similar to him. Chips Ahoy wanted someone different, maybe someone with M&M’s or white chocolate chips, instead of the regular chocolate chips he had.<\/p>\n
While standing out on the edge of the shelf one evening, he noticed someone on the shelf below him. Chips Ahoy knew that it wasn’t a chocolate chip cookie and decided to take a closer look. He climbed down to the shelf below and hid behind a box of graham crackers. <\/p>\n
Chips Ahoy slowly peeked out from behind the box to take a look at the stranger.<\/p>\n
“Oh my goodness,” Chips Ahoy thought to himself. “She’s beautiful.”<\/p>\n
He couldn’t stop looking at her big round dark colored cookies and her lovely white creamy center.<\/p>\n
Attracted to her beauty, Chips Ahoy came out from behind the graham crackers and walked towards the beautiful stranger.<\/p>\n
“Excuse me,” he said to get her attention.<\/p>\n
The beautiful stranger turned around and was surprised by the sight of Chips Ahoy. She had never seen a cookie that big before.<\/p>\n
“Who are you?” she said as she stared at his crunchy body.<\/p>\n
“I’m Chips Ahoy and I think you’re the most delicious cookie I’ve ever seen,” he exclaimed. “What’s your name?”<\/p>\n
“M-m-my name is Oreo,” she said excitingly.<\/p>\n
Oreo had never heard any other cookie say such a thing to her. His flattery made her heart flutter and she began to fall in love with Chips Ahoy.<\/p>\n
He came closer to Oreo and whispered to her, “I have fallen for you and it appears you have fallen for me.”<\/p>\n
“But…” she said, as she turned away from him. “As much as we adore each other, we can’t be together.”<\/p>\n
Oreo knew that they could never be together, because it was taboo in the cookie world to mix. They would be looked down upon by not only the other Chips Ahoy and Oreos, but also the Fig Newtons, Nutter Butters, Teddy Grahams, and all the others.<\/p>\n
“I don’t care what anyone else thinks,” Chips Ahoy said as he turned Oreo back towards him. <\/p>\n
He looked intensely at her and said, “All that matters is what you and I think.”<\/p>\n
Taken by his strong statement, Oreo led Chips Ahoy to a secluded area on the shelf, behind the Pepperidge Farms Goldfish.<\/p>\n
Once they were safely hidden, Chips Ahoy grabbed Oreo and began passionately licking her white creamy center. Oreo had never felt anything so good before. <\/p>\n
After a few minutes, Oreo wanted to return the favor, so she began nibbling on Chips Ahoy’s chocolate chips. Then things got really hot and heavy between the two of them and crumbs began flying everywhere.<\/p>\n
(Editor’s Note: I could be explicit here, but I REALLY don’t want an NC-17 rating for this post. Besides it’s more fun if you use your imagination.)<\/p>\n
After that night of passion, Oreo soon learned that she was pregnant.<\/p>\n
For nine months, Chips Ahoy and Oreo were afraid of what their child would look like. But when it was born, it turned out to be a beautiful combination of each cookie. It had the creamy white center of Oreo, sandwiched between two smaller Chips Ahoy. <\/p>\n
They quickly decided to name their child Chips Ahoy Cremewich.<\/p>\n
Then just like a scene from Nature on PBS, they began eating their child.<\/p>\n
They were surprised how good Chips Ahoy Cremewich tasted. It was damn good. So good that they wished they hooked up sooner. After they were done eating, they had more hot cookie sex and made more Chips Ahoy Cremewiches.<\/p>\n
And that’s how the Chips Ahoy Cremewiches were created.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Chips Ahoy Cremewiches
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $4.99
\nRating:<\/b> 10 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Brings together the best of Oreos and Chips Ahoy. Damn good. Sometimes all you need is love.
\nCons:<\/b> Formed from intercookie breeding (It seemed so wrong, but yet seemed so right).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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