{"id":10401,"date":"2011-10-14T01:13:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T11:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=10401"},"modified":"2020-12-24T07:34:08","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T17:34:08","slug":"review-starbucks-toasted-marshmallow-hot-cocoa-mix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2011\/10\/14\/review-starbucks-toasted-marshmallow-hot-cocoa-mix\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Starbucks Toasted Marshmallow Hot Cocoa Mix"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s around midnight and I’m writing this Starbucks Toasted Marshmallow Hot Cocoa Mix review outside…topless. <\/p>\n

Why am I outside in the middle of the night half naked? Because if I want to truly appreciate this Starbucks hot cocoa, I feel like I need to drink it in a cold environment, which is difficult when one lives on a tropical island and doesn’t have air conditioning at his place. <\/p>\n

Although it’s the middle of the night and there’s a slight breeze, the weather is still in the mid to high 70s, hence the reason why I have no shirt on. I thought I would feel cooler if I took it off, but fripples have yet to form. So here I am standing outside with the moonlight reflecting off of my pale chest, making my torso glow like it’s a bodily fluid under a black light. <\/p>\n

I would take off more clothing, but I haven’t done laundry in a long time, so the only item of clothing that prevents me from being completely nude are the cargo shorts I have on. Also, the glowing pale parts of my body seem to be attracting bugs, so if I were to take my shorts off, I would have bugs circling around my body’s airport control tower, which is something I do not want.<\/p>\n

Speaking of things that are milky white, in order to make a cup of Starbucks Toasted Marshmallow Hot Cocoa, the instructions say eight ounces of hot milk are needed. However, I got tri-curious and made three different cups using low-fat milk, vanilla soy milk, and water. <\/p>\n

If you don’t have milk or soy milk and you’re too lazy to get some, water will do in a pinch, but that’s like settling for QVC during primetime TV hours because the remote control is farther than an arms length away. If you’re going to make a cup of Starbucks Toasted Marshmallow Hot Cocoa, you’ve got to make it with milk or soy milk. Don’t settle for QVC.<\/p>\n

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