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Sorry there will be no review today, as I make my way to the crowded shopping malls to do all my Christmas shopping. <\/p>\n
I must prepare to fight with little old ladies for $5.99 DVDs; find ways to overcome my claustrophobia; try to find the perfect gift, but settle for gift cards; and sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what I REALLY want for Christmas is for him to take his hand off of my ass.<\/p>\n
(Just a friendly tip for you Christmas shoppers. If there’s a valet service at the mall you’re going to, take advantage of that sucker, because it’s sooo worth it.)<\/p>\n
Oh yeah, I pulled the winners for this month’s prize drawing yesterday. The three lucky winners will each receive one (1) box of Jello Oreo Instant Pudding.<\/p>\n
There 3 winners are:<\/p>\n
1. Jenny<\/a> (Ficklewhimsy Jenny) Congratulations to the winners.<\/p>\n Okay, I haven’t done this in a long time. I’m going to let you vote on what product I’m going to review on Monday, December 27th. I’m going to give you three options.<\/p>\n The product with the most votes will be reviewed and the other two products will be banished to product review hell, where they will never get reviewed.<\/p>\n Here are your three choices:<\/p>\n 1. Pop-Tarts Frosted Caramel Chocolate Snak-Stix Voting will end at December 26th at 11:59 pm (Hawaii Standard Time).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sorry there will be no review today, as I make my way to the crowded shopping malls to do all my Christmas shopping. 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