{"id":10782,"date":"2011-12-09T13:34:48","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T23:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=10782"},"modified":"2020-12-24T07:34:01","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T17:34:01","slug":"review-pepsi-kick-mexico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2011\/12\/09\/review-pepsi-kick-mexico\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Pepsi Kick (Mexico)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Pepsi<\/a><\/p>\n

Three rules about Mexico. <\/p>\n

1. Don’t mess with Danny Trejo, he will eff<\/i> you up. What? He’s American? ..from California? <\/p>\n

2. The Volcano taco’s rule. Huh? That’s not Mexican? You’re kidding me? Not even the red shell part? (hangs head in shame).<\/p>\n

3. Coolest thing ever from Mexico: Menudo’s “Like a Cannonball” (Spanish Language version is the ONLY version). Seriously??? They are from Puerto Rico? Really? Aw man I just suck.<\/p>\n

Everyone knows the other cardinal rule but please indulge me as I amend it: do not drink the water, but drink the Pepsi Kick. <\/p>\n

This product answers the question, “What would happen if Pepsi and Fruit Punch Kool-Aid had unprotected sticky wet sex and made a chubby cute drooly baby?” Meet Pepsi Kick and this variation is one of the tastiest shades I have gulped down in a long time. Even better, no calories and it is sugar free.<\/p>\n

Now I know you are asking yourself, “Why the hell did you review something that is only available in Mexico?” Ah hah! I truly suspect that this soda is available in many of our friendly Hispanic markets in the states (friendly as long as you don’t point and giggle at the funny names for products like I do). Further evidence you ask?<\/p>\n

The bottle I acquired has cross promotion with the NFL, specifically I bought a bottle that have the Jets and one with the Giants packaging. My understanding is that all thirty-two teams are represented which would lead me to believe that these were intended for the American market as well. I could do without the Jacksonville Jaguars version but everyone’s a critic in this day and age. Suck it Jacksonville!!!<\/p>\n

\"Pepsi<\/a>I came across Pepsi Kick during a pause from drinking gin martinis and eating fish roe on water crackers. You see, our cruise ship stopped off in Cozumel. The first thing I did, besides glaring at the people hawking gaudy touristy tee-shirts and glass bottles pressed like a Panini (who buys that crap?), was to run toward the convenience store. <\/p>\n

Next to hanging out on the pool lounge where endless pina colada’s are hefted, Valhalla to me during a cruise are the foreign convenience stores I encounter when we dock. I could not wait to see all the foreign products.<\/p>\n

My goal was to buy some Mexican-only Lays potato chip flavors and bottles of Mexican Coca-Cola’s which are sweeter and necessary in making a killer Cuba Libre cocktail. Yes, yes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I know the irony of using a Mexican product to make a Cuban cocktail and all the dislike of the two. Sue me. I lived the Chinese-Japanese-Korean triangle of hate, so I understand. My parents still haven’t forgiven me for having our rehearsal dinner at a sushi restaurant. Marrying a white person still irks them.<\/p>\n

So what gives Pepsi this kick? And why am I asking myself all these questions in this written article? Because I am off my meds and like Richard Bachman, my twinner demands attention. <\/p>\n

\"Pepsi<\/a>This Pepsi has three unique qualities. First, it is loaded with caffeine. Second, it contains disgusting ginseng root. My grandparents used to punish me when I was a child by making me chew on some ginseng. I can still taste it to this day, a dull bitterness that got worse with each bite. Gah! I would rather eat a meal “two girls, one cup” style (Dated joke? Perhaps). <\/p>\n

Third, Pepsi’s logo is a bit different (as seen in the picture). I heard that Pepsi has been phasing out their logo, so perhaps this is the new one. I could be wrong, I’m a Coke guy (not the hedge fund manager kind).<\/p>\n

Ginseng. Caffeine. Energy drink right? Thus the “kick” label. Notwithstanding the gross ginseng, thank goodness the Pepsi didn’t taste like the horrible root at all. The flavor was definitely all cola, but it had a nice clean fruit punch flavor after each sip. I loved it so much. Me loves you Pepsi Kick!!! Furthermore, the cola wasn’t so sweet and void of any syrupy wash left in my mouth or throat.<\/p>\n

The bottle is labeled with “Despierta” which I believe means “Awake.” Not sure if it jazzed me up or made me want to lift a giant novelty Energizer battery like Jacko did in those commercials (look them up, when I was a child Jacko was the man until he guest starred on “Knight Rider”) but the taste won me over. (Wow, really dated joke.)<\/p>\n

I’m not sure if a drink is refreshing if you’re not thirsty and what drink isn’t if you are? I will say this\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Pepsi Kick is worth hunting for. Forage for them when you hit your neighborhood Hispanic market or when in Mexico, pick up one or twelfty. You will not be disappointed. I was wriggling in anxiety, scared that the customs agents wouldn’t let me carry the few bottles I bought back on the ship. I was able to smuggle them onboard and I hummed Glenn Frey’s “Smuggler’s Blues” in my head (another dated joke???).<\/p>\n

Bottom line, buy it if you can find it and if you can find it, buy them all. <\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 0 calories, 0 grams of fat, 30 mg of sodium per 200 ml serving (bottle is 500 ml), less than 1 gram of carbohydrates, 0 grams if sugar, and less than 1 gram of protein)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Pepsi Kick
\nPrice:<\/b> $1.00 (don’t ask me how much is that in pesos…I can barely add)
\nSize:<\/b> 500 ml
\nPurchased at:<\/b> At a no name Mexican convenience store in Cozumel
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> The taste of a fruit punched cola that is balanced in sweetness. No calories or sugar which is rare for an energy drink. Menudo’s “Like A Cannonball” video. Hoping Jacksonville loses their team. Celebrity Cruise line. Indulgence.
\nCons:<\/b> May be difficult to find. Dated jokes. Two girls one cup video. Menudo the soup (ack!). My love\/hate relationship with the Buffalo Bills. Cruise ship sushi. Ignorance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Three rules about Mexico. 1. Don’t mess with Danny Trejo, he will eff you up. What? He’s American? ..from California? 2. The Volcano taco’s rule. Huh? That’s not Mexican? You’re kidding me? Not even the red shell part? (hangs head in shame). 3. 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