{"id":115,"date":"2005-01-04T02:48:17","date_gmt":"2005-01-04T12:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2023-08-14T16:30:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-15T02:30:04","slug":"colgate-max-fresh-with-mini-breath-strips-toothpaste","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/04\/colgate-max-fresh-with-mini-breath-strips-toothpaste\/","title":{"rendered":"Colgate Max Fresh With Mini Breath Strips Toothpaste"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Colgate<\/a><\/p>\n

I figured this Christmas season would be a great time to test the new Colgate Max Fresh With Mini Breath Strips toothpaste because I could probably get some lip action with the help of some mistletoe. <\/p>\n

Although I have to admit, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never kissed anyone under the mistletoe before. Actually, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never seen real mistletoe and I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know how to get my hands on some. <\/p>\n

Despite my best efforts, I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t find any real mistletoe, but I did find some fake mistletoe at a craft store.<\/p>\n

So armed with my fake mistletoe, I ventured out to see if some lucky lady would give me a kiss. Unfortunately, even with the mistletoe, I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get any takers.<\/p>\n

Now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not too sure why I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get any lip action. It could have been how I asked:
\n
\nWhen I first saw you, I was like \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Whoa.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\nYou are so beautiful, you know.
\nCome here and let me kiss you under the mistletoe.
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

Nah, it couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be that, because that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s frickin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 poetry that would make any woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s heart melt like butter in the microwave.<\/p>\n

Now that I think about it, maybe I got rejected because I recited the poem like I was a 1970\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s pimp.<\/p>\n