Option Pitch and Waffle Crisp<\/a>. \u00c2\u00a0
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\nAs for my food philosophy, you only need to know three things. <\/p>\n1) I have a stash of French Toast Crunch and Waffle Crisp\u00c2\u00a0in my basement that I’m saving for the Cerealpocalypse.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n
2) I could survive on a steady diet of boiled chicken liver and frozen peas\u00c2\u00a0if need be. <\/p>\n
3) The only food I’ve ever found truly repulsive is the olive. \u00c2\u00a0
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\nNeedless to say, I won’t be reviewing olives here. Anything else is fair game.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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