Food Junk<\/a>. I will be stopping by occasionally to share my opinions and knowledge on a variety of food products. And just like Mr. Wendall, all I ask in exchange for the knowledge I give you, is that you buy me some shoes.<\/p>\nI also hope to share a pleasant variety of pop cultural references to things you may have missed (Marblehead Manor) or just haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t thought about in a while (Suburban Commando), what with your fulfilling job, meaningful relationships, and enjoyable leisure activities.<\/p>\n
Feel free to disagree with any and every thing I write, because, you know what they say about opinions: They make an ass out of Uma Thurman.<\/p>\n
But be forewarned, if you do take issue with anything I say, your name will be logged and when the zombie uprising inevitably occurs, you will be barred from the prison\/farmhouse\/school I will have taken over through an awe-inspiring blend of Machiavellian tactics and sheer brute force, and you will be forced to wander on your own, barely surviving the horrors of each new day, until you are eventually destroyed by the relentless undead or devoured by a roving pack of bloodthirsty cannibals. <\/p>\n
Just saying.<\/p>\n
Also, I like puppies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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