{"id":11782,"date":"2012-04-06T00:00:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-06T10:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=11782"},"modified":"2020-12-24T07:40:06","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T17:40:06","slug":"announcement-new-impulsive-buy-reviewer-marisa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2012\/04\/06\/announcement-new-impulsive-buy-reviewer-marisa\/","title":{"rendered":"ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Reviewer Marisa"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Impulsive Buy readers, <\/p>\n

I never thought this would happen to me….<\/p>\n

My name\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Marisa and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m humbled to be invited to join the team of writers here. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m East Coast born, West Coast raised and will swear up and down that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have any sort of an accent. The city of Tacoma is where I currently reside, a city made minimally famous by Almond Roca candy, a Steve Miller song, and named the “most sexually healthy city\u00e2\u20ac\u009d by Self Magazine. Trust me, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a tough reputation to live up to.<\/p>\n

I would bet dollars to donuts (sweet, delicious donuts) that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m the typical example of the online food reviewer: slightly overweight build, hunched back from hours in front of a computer, and an ungodly knowledge of the all the flavors of Pop-Tarts that have debuted over the years. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been rambling about all sorts of junk food for years now, so it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s great that I can legitimately put it on a resume now. I always get a thrill from purchasing \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Limited Time Only!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d foods (note Exhibit A: The stack of Birthday Cake Oreos piling up in my kitchen) and quickly discontinued foods that disappear faster than endangered species. I still mourn the loss of Sprite Remix & Surge on a semi-regular basis.<\/p>\n

When I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not working for my state government forty hours a week helping to increase student loan debt, I post food musings on my own site Clearance Cuisine<\/a>, whose biggest fan and ardent supporter happens to be my mom. By the way Mom, if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re currently reading, this is what the Bachelor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Degree in Arts, Media & Culture got me. Nevertheless, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m ecstatic to try loads of products in my spare time and have a captive audience to my thoughts. By eating junk food for a living, I consider it less \u00e2\u20ac\u0153killing myself\u00e2\u20ac\u009d than I do \u00e2\u20ac\u0153taking one for the team\u00e2\u20ac\u009d.<\/p>\n

If you were wondering, my favorite go-to fast food meal is three McDoubles with no bun and no ketchup. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m watching my carbs, okay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Impulsive Buy readers, I never thought this would happen to me…. My name\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Marisa and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m humbled to be invited to join the team of writers here. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m East Coast born, West Coast raised and will swear up and down that I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have any sort of an accent. The city of Tacoma is […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[276],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":7916,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2010\/12\/05\/announcement-new-impulsive-buy-reviewer-nichol\/","url_meta":{"origin":11782,"position":0},"title":"ANNOUNCEMENT: New Impulsive Buy Reviewer Nichol","author":"Nichol","date":"December 5, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Hi! 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