{"id":121,"date":"2005-01-12T01:22:28","date_gmt":"2005-01-12T11:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=121"},"modified":"2005-01-12T01:31:22","modified_gmt":"2005-01-12T11:31:22","slug":"happy-belated-100th-review-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/12\/happy-belated-100th-review-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Belated 100th Review Day!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Celebration<\/p>\n

Yes, you read right. Yesterday, the Impulsive Buy posted its 100th review.<\/p>\n

To celebrate we’re not going to do the 101st review today. However, we are going to have a prize drawing. Not just any prize drawing. The most kick ass prize drawing ever in Impulsive Buy history. <\/p>\n

We’re not talking anorexic Paris Hilton ass, we’re talking big Jennifer Lopez ass.<\/p>\n

Sure we’ve given away pudding<\/a>, antibacterial wipes<\/a>, and Oral-B Brush-Ups<\/a>, but this prize will be bigger and better than anything else we’ve given away.<\/p>\n

Remember when Oprah gave away all those cars? It won’t even be close to that big, but it will be better than winning fifth place in a race.<\/p>\n

So what is the Impulsive Buy giving away to celebrate our 100th review? <\/p>\n

Um…We’re not sure yet, but we promise it will be the greatest thing you’ve probably ever won, unless you’ve won the Publisher’s Clearing House Sweepstakes or the lottery. <\/p>\n

The prize is so kick ass that there will only be ONE prize available.<\/p>\n

To enter, just leave a comment for THIS POST with the words “Enter Me” in it and whatever else you would like to say. For those who are comment shy and would like to enter, email us<\/a> with the words “Enter Me” in the subject line.<\/p>\n

If you leave a comment, please don’t forget to fill out the email field.<\/p>\n

We will accept entries from January 12, 2005 thru January 16, 2005. Only one entry allowed per person. The drawing is only open to those in the United States, Canada, and APOs.<\/b><\/p>\n

Entries will be printed on pieces of paper and thrown into a jar. After all the entries are collected, I will pour all the entries onto my bed and roll over them with my sweaty naked body. <\/p>\n

After rolling around for awhile, I will get up from my bed and let the entries that have stuck onto me fall off. <\/p>\n

The last entry that falls off will be the winner of the most kick ass Impulsive Buy prize ever.<\/p>\n

Fine Print: We promise your email address will not be used to send you spam about low interest home loans. We also promise your mailing address will not be used to send you old J. Crew catalogs. Bribes will not be accepted. We will not be responsible for lost mail.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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