{"id":123,"date":"2005-01-14T21:09:46","date_gmt":"2005-01-15T07:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2025-04-10T15:13:04","modified_gmt":"2025-04-11T01:13:04","slug":"white-cherry-slurpee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/14\/white-cherry-slurpee\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: White Cherry Slurpee"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/p>\n


\nShe\u2019s my cherry pie
\nCool drink of water
\nSuch a sweet surprise
\nTastes so good
\nMake a grown man cry
\nSweet cherry pie
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

Thank you, Los Angeles! Good night!<\/p>\n

Oh, what? Sorry folks, today\u2019s product just reminded me of the Warrant song \u201cCherry Pie.\u201d <\/p>\n

Now some of you young folks maybe wondering, \u201cWho the hell is Warrant?\u201d<\/p>\n

Warrant was this \u201cmetal\u201d band from the late 80\u2019s and early 90\u2019s. Notice the \u201cmetal\u201d in quotes. You see back then there were these bands that used waaaaaaaaay too much hair spray and they called themselves \u201cmetal\u201d bands, but they\u2026<\/p>\n

Oh, never mind. I don\u2019t want to explain this. Go watch VH1 and you\u2019ll understand.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat does \u2018cherry pie\u2019 mean?\u201d<\/p>\n

Um\u2026go ask your parents about that.<\/p>\n

One of the great things about the Impulsive Buy\u2019s location is that I can walk 100 yards and buy a Slurpee whenever I want. When I do buy one, I always get a 40-ounce Slurpee, because it makes sense economically to buy the biggest size. Remember it\u2019s usually good to buy in bulk.<\/p>\n

I also ask for a brown paper bag to put my Slurpee in, so that when people ask me what I\u2019m drinking, I can tell them I\u2019m drinking a forty<\/a>, dogg.<\/p>\n

For as long as I can remember, the convenience store down the street had a Slurpee dispenser with only four flavors. This sucked because two of those were always the Slurpee staples of Coke and Strawberry. This meant that not many new flavors would be available at the store.<\/p>\n

However, the store recently went through a renovation and it now has a Slurpee dispenser with EIGHT frickin\u2019 flavors. When I saw all those flavors I almost slurpeed all over myself.<\/p>\n

One of the newest flavors is White Cherry Slurpee. <\/p>\n

She\u2019s my cherry pie\u2026<\/i><\/p>\n

Oh, sorry. I got that song stuck in my head.<\/p>\n

After trying it, I have to say that the White Cherry Slurpee is so good that it\u2019s now in my Top 10 Favorite Slurpee Flavors List. To be honest, I didn\u2019t expect to like it, but it\u2019s surprisingly good with its sweet and tart taste.<\/p>\n

Ever since trying the White Cherry Slurpee a week ago, I’ve purchased several since then. I guess you can say it has become addictive, like another white, crystallized substance called crack. <\/p>\n

Except with the White Cherry Slurpee there aren\u2019t any hallucinations, weight loss, or paranoia. <\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> White Cherry Slurpee
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $1.29 (40 oz.)
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Nice sweet and tart taste. Addictive like crack. It\u2019s in my Top 10 Favorite Slurpee Flavors List. I like \u201ccherry pie.\u201d
\nCons:<\/b> She\u2019s my cherry pie.<\/i> Get out of my head, Warrant!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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