{"id":12685,"date":"2012-06-21T00:25:52","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T10:25:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=12685"},"modified":"2020-12-24T11:22:21","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T21:22:21","slug":"review-mcdonalds-spicy-chicken-mcbites","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2012\/06\/21\/review-mcdonalds-spicy-chicken-mcbites\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: McDonald&#8217;s Spicy Chicken McBites"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=600%2C600&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"McDonald&#039;s Spicy Chicken McBites\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44945\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?resize=60%2C60&amp;ssl=1 60w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites.jpeg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If I were to ever start a food fight in a McDonald&#8217;s, which I&#8217;ve thought about many times in order to make the daily McDonald&#8217;s visit for the senior citizens that surround me a little more fun, I would arm myself with these McDonald&#8217;s Spicy Chicken McBites (or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/13\/review-mcdonalds-chicken-mcbites\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">the regular ones<\/a>, which ever were available).<\/p>\n<p>Why would I choose to stock up on Chicken McBites?<\/p>\n<p>If I understood physics, I could give you a detailed, equation-filled explanation about why Chicken McBites would be the best McDonald&#8217;s menu item to have in a food fight, but since I have horrible mathematical and scientific abilities that would make any Asian with perfect SAT scores shake their head in disapproval, all I can say is: Chicken McBites is good in food fight. Easy to throw. Easy to throw far. Easy to throw straight.<\/p>\n<p>Now some of you might be thinking a Big Mac would be the best McDonald&#8217;s menu item in food fight because after you throw it, the sandwich splits apart and turns into a fast food buckshot, spreading two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a sesame seed bun everywhere. However, the beef patties and sesame seed bun aren&#8217;t very aerodynamic. Also, there&#8217;s only one Big Mac per box.  With a snack size Spicy Chicken McBites there are anywhere from ten to 18 pieces you can fling at others, and with the sauces you can stain their clothes in a variety of colors.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I have put much thought into which McDonald&#8217;s items would be good in a food fight. Avoid the salads.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Closeup.jpeg?resize=648%2C486&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"McDonald&#039;s Spicy Chicken McBites Closeup\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44946\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Closeup.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Closeup.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Closeup.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Closeup.jpeg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if my eyes were deceiving me, but the Spicy Chicken McBites looked like they had a red tint to them, which made them appear a little ominous. The breading wasn&#8217;t light and crispy, instead it was more of a dense crunch, which I liked. The chicken inside the bigger pieces were tender, but a bit on the dry side. But, that&#8217;s par for the course when it comes to McDonald&#8217;s chicken.<\/p>\n<p>The heat wasn&#8217;t too noticeable when I popped the first Spicy Chicken McBite in my mouth, but as I went through the box, the spiciness built up to a mild heat. There wasn&#8217;t any additional flavor with that spiciness. I thought they tasted like regular Chicken McBites. <\/p>\n<p>However, just like McDonald&#8217;s other dippable chicken products, its flavor is all about the sauce. I didn&#8217;t ask for any of the spicy sauces, like Hot Mustard or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2012\/02\/10\/review-mcdonalds-hot-habanero-sauce\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Hot Habanero<\/a>, because I thought they would overwhelm the spiciness of the McBites. Instead, I went with Sweet &#8216;N Sour, which I thought complemented the spiciness well. I also tried it with Tangy Barbecue, which was decent, but not as tasty.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Innards.jpeg?resize=648%2C486&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"McDonald&#039;s Spicy Chicken McBites Innards\" width=\"648\" height=\"486\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-44947\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Innards.jpeg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Innards.jpeg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Innards.jpeg?resize=768%2C576&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/McDonalds-Spicy-Chicken-McBites-Innards.jpeg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The Spicy Chicken McBites are tasty, but the thing about them, actually Chicken McBites in general, is that when you get a box it&#8217;s either hit or miss, there&#8217;s no consistency with it. I&#8217;ve tried the snack-sized spicy and regular versions several times and, as I mentioned earlier, the number of pieces I got in each box has varied, and the same can be said about the size of the pieces. If you look at the photo above, you&#8217;ll see a lot of big meaty pieces, but when I bought another box, more than half the pieces I got were small and mostly breading. <\/p>\n<p>I know part of the appeal of popcorn chicken is having those pieces that are pretty much just breading, but I feel a little ripped off when I purchase a box that&#8217;s mostly breading when the previous box wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, those smaller pieces of breading are firmer, making them ideal for inflicting a little pain during a food fight. However, I&#8217;d rather have more pieces with chicken in them just in case I want to eat them instead.<\/p>\n<p><small>(Nutrition Facts &#8211; Snack Size &#8211; 270 calories, 17 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 35 milligrams of cholesterol, 600 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 0 grams of sugar, 0 grams of fiber, and 14 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> McDonald&#8217;s Spicy Chicken McBites<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $2.99*<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> Snack size<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> McDonald&#8217;s<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 7 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Surprisingly decent spiciness. Awesome ammunition to have in a food fight. Goes great with Sweet &#8216;N Sauce. Tender chicken. Comes in a variety of sizes. Dense breading has a nice crunchiness. Easy to throw. Easy to throw far. Easy to throw straight.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Tastes like regular Chicken McBites. Inconsistent meaty piece\/breading piece ratio. Slightly dry chicken. Red tint makes them look a little ominous. Available for a limited time.<\/p>\n<p><small>*Because I live on a rock in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, the price I paid might be higher than what you&#8217;ll pay.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I were to ever start a food fight in a McDonald&#8217;s, which I&#8217;ve thought about many times in order to make the daily McDonald&#8217;s visit for the senior citizens that surround me a little more fun, I would arm myself with these McDonald&#8217;s Spicy Chicken McBites (or the regular ones, which ever were available). 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