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I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure all of you have faced the following situation: Having waaaay too much porn.<\/p>\n
You know what it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like with gigabytes of pictures and movies. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so much of it that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to keep track of everything. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure you have labeled folders all over the place full of porn and so did I. However, thanks to iLife \u00e2\u20ac\u212205<\/a> that has all changed.<\/p>\n If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a Mac user you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re probably familiar with iLife, which is a suite of Mac-only software used to create, organize, edit, and share your digital media (photos, music, video, etc). If you have iLife, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve probably used it to organize and edit things like your family vacation pictures or your child\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s birthday videos.<\/p>\n But I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve learned it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s also great for organizing porn.<\/p>\n iLife \u00e2\u20ac\u212205 consists of five applications: <\/p>\n 1. iMovie HD<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Used for editing digital video Almost every one of these applications has helped me organize my porn and make it readily available when I want it or when I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m feeling lonely.<\/p>\n Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s start with iMovie HD. <\/p>\n iMovie HD is great for editing homemade porn movie, because it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so easy to use. With it I can easily take out all the awkward moments like her screaming out someone else\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s name or her faking an orgasm REALLY badly. I can also edit all the boring cuddling and talking that happens before and after getting it on.<\/p>\n One of the newest features of iMovie HD is the ability to edit high-definition video, hence the HD part. Unfortunately, there aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t any cheap high-definition cameras available, which might be a good thing because without high-definition I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t look good at all, so imagine how bad I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll look with high-definition.<\/p>\n With iPhoto 5 I can easily arrange the tens of thousands of pictures on my hard drive by making different albums. I can create an album for brunettes, blondes, redheads, Asians, lesbians, hardcore, threesomes, midgets, and a whole lot more.<\/p>\n A new feature in iPhoto 5 is the ability to store your downloaded videos within iPhoto 5. It sure is easier than the dozens of folders I have, which are organized alphabetically by the pornstar\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s name. If the file is a Quicktime or MPEG file, iPhoto 5 will be able to store them. Unfortunately, it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work for Windows Media Video files.<\/p>\n Now with iDVD 5 I can burn the movies I edited onto a DVD so I can view them with the DVD player in the living room or I can send them to friends. Also in iDVD 5, I can create slideshows of the thousands of photos I have in iPhoto 5 and burn those slideshows onto a DVD.<\/p>\n As for iTunes and GarageBand\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Um, there really isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t any use for them when it comes to organizing porn. However, I did make a crappy 70\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s porn soundtrack using GarageBand.<\/p>\n Item:<\/b> Apple iLife \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc05 I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure all of you have faced the following situation: Having waaaay too much porn. You know what it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like with gigabytes of pictures and movies. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so much of it that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard to keep track of everything. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure you have labeled folders all over the place full of porn and so did […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1753],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-misc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":70,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/29\/the-100-simple-secrets-of-happy-people-by-david-niven-phd\/","url_meta":{"origin":130,"position":0},"title":"The 100 Simple Secrets of Happy People by David Niven, Ph.D.","author":"Marvo","date":"October 29, 2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M PISSED OFF!!! 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\n2. iPhoto 5<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Used for organizing, editing, and printing digital photos
\n3. iDVD 5<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Used for burning dynamic DVDs
\n4. iTunes 4.7<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Used for managing your legal and illegal music files
\n5. GarageBand 2<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Used by non-musically inclined people, like myself, to make crappy music<\/p>\n
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\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $79.00
\nRating:<\/b> 4 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Great for organizing porn. iPhoto is much faster for viewing the thousands of photos I have. iMovie will be great for editing high-definition porn. GarageBand allows me to create all the crappy 70\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s porn music I want.
\nCons:<\/b> iTunes and GarageBand don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have any uses when organizing porn. Mac-only software. iPhoto doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t store Windows Media Video files. Previous version of iLife was $49.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"