{"id":132,"date":"2005-01-27T04:46:59","date_gmt":"2005-01-27T14:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=132"},"modified":"2023-08-12T20:39:13","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T06:39:13","slug":"all-revitalizing-cloths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/01\/27\/all-revitalizing-cloths\/","title":{"rendered":"All Revitalizer Cloths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right;padding-left:10px;border:none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/images\/allcloths.jpg\" alt=\"All Revitalizer Cloths\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last night was the first and only time I really wanted soooo badly to be around smokers to inhale second-hand smoke.<\/p>\n<p>It all started when I was asked by a friend if I wanted to go to the finals of an ultimate bartending competition at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wavewaikiki.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this place.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>At first, I wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t interested because I have this fear of situations where there is a pretty good possibility of getting hit square in the face by a glass bottle.  However, after thinking about it for a moment, I realized that it would be a great opportunity to see if these All Revitalizer Cloths can refresh my clothes after being around smokers.<\/p>\n<p><i>Editor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Note:  Going to the bartending competition was also the reason why this review was a little late today.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>The purpose of the All Revitalizer Cloths is to refresh the clothes you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only worn for a few of hours and don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to wash because you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only worn them for a few of hours.  In other words, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s for those clothes that you want to wear recycle.  <\/p>\n<p>Okay, subjecting my clothes to cigarette smoke was an extreme scenario, but it did give me a good reason to get out of the apartment and become a social butterfly, instead of an antisocial cocoon.<\/p>\n<p>So I decided to go to the competition, but when my friend and I got there at 10:30pm, the place was kind of empty.  The competition didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t start until 11pm and for the first hour there were no smokers around me.  This greatly disappointed me.  <\/p>\n<p>However, suddenly this beautiful, busty brunette with a lit cigarette in between her fingers approached me.  When I looked at her, she pointed at me for some reason.  Then she did it again.<\/p>\n<p>Was she flirting with me?<\/p>\n<p>She came closer and with her free hand, she placed it on my shoulder.  <\/p>\n<p>I thought to myself, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Damn, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m hott!  This woman is totally flirting with me.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Then she removed her hand, grabbed the ashtray that was behind me, and then turned around.<\/p>\n<p>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m soooo NOT hott.<\/p>\n<p>Well at least I had an opportunity to be around second-hand smoke.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the place got a bit more crowded and a couple more smokers moved into the area where I was being soooo NOT hott.<\/p>\n<p>At about 2:30am, my friend and I left the club.  When I got home, I stripped off my clothes and stuck it in the dryer with one of the moist All Revitalizer Cloths.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty minutes later, I pulled my clothes out and took a whiff.  Overall it does a decent job in refreshing my clothing.  My shirt had a light citrus scent, but I also could still smell a hint of cigarette smoke.  The pants I wore also had a light citrus scent, but I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t smell any hint of smoke.  As for my underwear, it didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t matter because I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wear any.<\/p>\n<p>So while hanging up my clothes, I wondered about other situations where the All Revitalizer Cloths would come in handy.<\/p>\n<p>I could only think of one group of people who these would also come in handy for:  People having affairs.<\/p>\n<p>Think about it.  If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having a wild sex romp in the back seat of your car, some of the cologne\/perfume the other person is wearing will probably rub onto you and your clothing.  The scent that rubs onto you is easy to hide, but the scent that rubs onto your clothing isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t.  <\/p>\n<p>You could just wash the clothes, but that might make your significant other suspicious, since they might be wondering why you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re doing laundry in the middle of dinner.  Or you could burn the clothes, but buying new clothes every other day can get pretty expensive.<\/p>\n<p>So I think the All Revitalizer Cloths is a discreet and inexpensive way to hide your affairs.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> All Revitalizer Cloths<br \/>\n<b>Purchase Price:<\/b>  $3.99<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b>  3 out of 5<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b>  Nice light scent.  Easy to use.  Discreet and inexpensive way to hide affairs.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t use with large loads of clothes, seven items max.  Mixed results.<br \/>\nStanding naked in front of a dryer waiting for clothes is soooo NOT hott.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was the first and only time I really wanted soooo badly to be around smokers to inhale second-hand smoke. It all started when I was asked by a friend if I wanted to go to the finals of an ultimate bartending competition at this place. At first, I wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t interested because I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1753],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-misc"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18541,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2015\/05\/27\/spotted-on-shelves-glaceau-vitaminwater-vital-t-and-refresh\/","url_meta":{"origin":132,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Glaceau Vitaminwater vital-t and refresh","author":"Marvo","date":"May 27, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"What does lemon iced tea vital-t have? 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