{"id":136,"date":"2005-02-02T00:00:01","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T10:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2023-08-12T20:39:12","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T06:39:12","slug":"hefty-handysaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/02\/hefty-handysaks\/","title":{"rendered":"Hefty HandySaks"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Hefty<\/p>\n

Being the editor of a quasi-product review blog, I feel it is sometimes my duty to be an advocate for consumers. Today, it is one of those times, as I determine whether or not Hefty is lying to us.<\/p>\n

According to the packaging for their HandySaks, they have \u00e2\u20ac\u0153101 On The Go Uses.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

How can a product have 101 uses? I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think of another product that even comes close to that many uses. For example, a condom. With it you can have protected sex, make water balloons, pull it over your head and try to blow it up, stick it on a doorknob as a practical joke, make condom animals, and that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s about it.<\/p>\n

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m thinking Hefty said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153101 uses\u00e2\u20ac\u009d because they figured no one in their right mind would actually try to come up with 101 uses.<\/p>\n

Hello, Hefty, I am no one in their right mind.<\/p>\n

So for the past couple of hours, I have tried to come up with as many uses for these HandySaks as possible.<\/p>\n

Here\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what I have:<\/p>\n

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  1. Trash bag<\/li>\n
  2. Head cover for the ugly person you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having sex with<\/li>\n
  3. Barf bag<\/li>\n
  4. Walrus condom<\/li>\n
  5. Plastic overalls for a child<\/li>\n
  6. Shower cap<\/li>\n
  7. The worst mask you could ever use to rob a bank<\/li>\n
  8. Cheapest bowling ball bag EVER<\/li>\n
  9. Drool collector<\/li>\n
  10. Deadly weapon<\/li>\n
  11. Worst replacement for car airbag<\/li>\n
  12. Dog muzzle<\/li>\n
  13. Ineffective umbrella<\/li>\n
  14. Something contestants must eat during Fear Factor episode<\/li>\n
  15. Imaginary friend<\/li>\n
  16. Dandruff catcher<\/li>\n
  17. Bib<\/li>\n
  18. Portable Potty<\/li>\n
  19. Barbie parachute<\/li>\n
  20. Cell phone static sound maker<\/li>\n
  21. Blindfold<\/li>\n
  22. Elephant condom<\/li>\n
  23. Noisy bra stuffer<\/li>\n
  24. Dog poop collector<\/li>\n
  25. Temporary aquarium<\/li>\n
  26. Hide porn purchases<\/li>\n
  27. Unsafe ghost costume for children<\/li>\n
  28. Replacement KKK hood<\/li>\n
  29. Tank top<\/li>\n
  30. Clothes hamper<\/li>\n
  31. Worst balloon ever at the Macy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day Parade<\/li>\n
  32. Surrender flag<\/li>\n
  33. Ashlee Simpson muzzle<\/li>\n
  34. Punching bag<\/li>\n
  35. Replacement for feather in the next Forrest Gump movie<\/li>\n
  36. A place to stash your weed<\/li>\n
  37. Diaper bag<\/li>\n
  38. Something to put on your doorknob to let your roommate know you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re getting it on<\/li>\n
  39. Hobo purse<\/li>\n
  40. Chihuahua carrier<\/li>\n
  41. Horse condom<\/li>\n
  42. Water bucket<\/li>\n