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Ladies and gentleman, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like to welcome all of you to the Battle of the Lean Pockets, or otherwise known as the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Melee in the Microwave.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like to introduce our gladiators.<\/p>\n
In this corner, weighing in at nine ounces, packing seven grams of fat and 280 calories, known by his opponents as the Mexican Mercenary, here is the Three Cheese and Chicken Quesadilla Lean Pocket.<\/p>\n
His opponent in the opposite corner, weighing in at eight ounces, packing six grams of fat and 200 calories, his nickname is the Italian Stallion, here is the Supreme Pizza Ultra Lean Pocket.<\/p>\n
If you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a regular Impulsive Buy reader, you can probably guess that we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re having another product election today. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been sitting on these Lean Pockets boxes for the past month and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like to get rid of them, but I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to review both of them. So I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to let you folks decide which one I’m going to review.<\/p>\n
To vote, just leave a comment for this post with your choice, either the Three Cheese and Chicken Quesadilla Lean Pocket or the Supreme Pizza Ultra Lean Pocket.<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be accepting votes until Friday. On Monday, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll post a review of the winning Lean Hot Pocket.<\/p>\n
So let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s get ready to rumble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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