bird’s nest soup<\/a> in the beverage, which according to Wikipedia is believed to, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153aid digestion, raise libido, improve the voice, alleviate asthma, improve focus, and boost the immune system.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\nSo basically, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a fuck drink. Oh, and the ingredient list is mercifully short too: water, white fungus, bird\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nest, rock sugar, and vanilla. So it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s an organic fuck drink, I stand corrected. <\/p>\n
I popped the top open to find myself inhaling a rather unusual smell for a beverage. It smells like a Chinese bakery, a really good one that has fresh baked buns, cakes, and tarts. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s actually one of my favorite kinds of smells when I was a kid, visiting bakeries in Toronto on the way to see my relatives. Although, it is a bit strange to smell baked goods just before you fuck; nothing like a freshly baked pie before you get your pie!<\/p>\n
It gets worse. Although, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll admit, how good can a drink based on a soup loaded with bird hock really be? Especially if it looks like the toilet bowl at my work, loaded with piss and toilet paper? Nice Look Drink, my ass. I should have bought the Ass Am Milk Tea instead. At least you get what you pay for, literally.<\/p>\n
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It feels thicker than water, like sugar syrup, and the fungus\/bird\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nest feels pretty gelatinous on the tongue. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kind of like a thin egg drop soup, so to speak. <\/p>\n
How does it taste? It almost tastes like Yeo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s White Gourd drink (similar smell, too), with a sweet bread\/cookie-ish taste to it. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not to say it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s good. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not. There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s also this floweriness to it that peaks in the aftertaste. And I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never been much of a fan of flowers in food. I think it feminizes the food somehow. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sort of like dressing Batman up with pink or Scottish plaid external underwear instead of the black underwear. It just doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work.<\/p>\n
I wish I was in California, cause then I could recycle this crap and get 5 cents back, which I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d use for a cheap tranny hooker.<\/p>\n
(Nutrition Facts – 1 godawful can – 72 calories, 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 12 milligrams of sodium, 18 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of dietary fiber, 17 grams of sugar, 0 grams of protein, and 400% DV of bird hawk.)<\/small><\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Nice Look Drink
\nPrice:<\/b>$1.29
\nSize:<\/b> 250 ml
\nPurchased at:<\/b> China Mart
\nRating:<\/b> 1 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Chinese bakery smell. Fuck drink. Probably organic. Short list of ingredients. Recyclable in California for $0.05. Cheap tranny hookers.
\nCons:<\/b> Sweet bread taste. Flowery-ness. Thin texture. Piss and TP appearance. Bird hawk. Misleading name. Batman without black undies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
They did it. I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t fucking believe it. Someone is selling a canned beverage that has bird spit in it. Is demand really that high? Or was there a choice between a drink based on bird spit or bird balls soup? 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