{"id":14289,"date":"2013-01-18T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-01-18T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=14289"},"modified":"2020-12-24T11:26:00","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T21:26:00","slug":"review-lightning-round-frozen-food-edition-1182013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2013\/01\/18\/review-lightning-round-frozen-food-edition-1182013\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW LIGHTNING ROUND (FROZEN FOOD EDITION) &#8211; 1\/18\/2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Here are some quick reviews of new-ish store brand products we&#8217;re too lazy to write full reviews for:<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/27410581@N07\/8390769307\" title=\"View 'Lightlife Amaz'n Asian Sesame Chik'n' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"420\" style=\"display:block;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8475\/8390769307_cffaefe504.jpg?resize=500%2C420\" alt=\"Lightlife Amaz'n Asian Sesame Chik'n\" width=\"500\" title=\"Lightlife Amaz'n Asian Sesame Chik'n\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Lightlife Amaz&#8217;n Asian Sesame Chik&#8217;n&#8217;<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (on sale)<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 9.7 ounces<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Safeway<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 7 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Not amaz&#8217;n, but appetiz&#8217;n. Awesome source of fiber and protein. Low fat. Lots of chik&#8217;n pieces. Contains a bunch of vitamins and minerals. Non-GMO soy used allows me to brag about eating non-GMO soy.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Pricey, unless you&#8217;re really good at shoplifting. Could use more noodles. A bit salty. Overriding my computer&#8217;s autocorrection of &#8220;Amaz&#8217;n&#8221; and &#8220;Chik&#8217;n&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/27410581@N07\/8390768591\" title=\"View 'Lightlife Bella Portabella Tuscan Chik'n' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"405\" style=\"display:block;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8369\/8390768591_77c07e5fb6.jpg?resize=500%2C405\" alt=\"Lightlife Bella Portabella Tuscan Chik'n\" width=\"500\" title=\"Lightlife Bella Portabella Tuscan Chik'n\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Lightlife Bella Portabella Tuscan Chik&#8217;n&#8217;<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (on sale)<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 10 ounces<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Safeway<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 7 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Tasty sauce. Lots of veggie chik&#8217;n pieces, spinach, and red peppers. Low fat. Awesome source of fiber. Despite being called Lightlife, it&#8217;s filling. Good source of protein. Made with non-GMO soy. Meat-free, if you&#8217;re into meat free stuff.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Pricey, if not bought on sale. My spellcheck not liking the word &#8220;chik&#8217;n.&#8221; Not a lot of mushrooms and asparagus. Might be hard to find.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/27410581@N07\/8391852696\" title=\"View 'Ball Park Bakery Wrapped Brats' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"500\" style=\"display:block;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8053\/8391852696_243a88d1f5.jpg?resize=417%2C500\" alt=\"Ball Park Bakery Wrapped Brats\" width=\"417\" title=\"Ball Park Bakery Wrapped Brats\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Ball Park Bakery Wrapped Brats<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (on sale)<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 2 brats<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Safeway<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 6 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Decently seasoned bratwursts. Bun reminded me of the exterior of a corndog. Steaming pouches to warm them up are kind of cool. Not Bratz dolls.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Not even close to being the best brats I&#8217;ve had. Sauerkraut would probably have a hard time staying on. Looks European phallic. Only 2 per box. Bratwurst aren&#8217;t as thick as other brats I&#8217;ve seen. Wisconsinites will shun them.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/27410581@N07\/8390768833\" title=\"View 'Lean Cuisine Salad Additions' on Flickr.com\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"500\" style=\"display:block;margin-left:auto;margin-right:auto\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8463\/8390768833_594f8acfda.jpg?resize=469%2C500\" alt=\"Lean Cuisine Salad Additions\" width=\"469\" title=\"Lean Cuisine Salad Additions\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Item:<\/b> Lean Cuisine Southwest-Style Salad Additions<br \/>\n<b>Purchased Price:<\/b> $3.42<br \/>\n<b>Size:<\/b> 7 1\/8 ounces<br \/>\n<b>Purchased at:<\/b> Walmart<br \/>\n<b>Rating:<\/b> 6 out of 10<br \/>\n<b>Pros:<\/b> Filling. Easy to prepare, if you like dumping things on lettuce. Had a decent spicy kick. Good souce of fiber and protein. Awesome source of vitamin C. Tortilla strips were surprisingly crunchy. Eating salad.<br \/>\n<b>Cons:<\/b> Chipotle ranch dressing could&#8217;ve had more flavor. Lean Cuisine not discovering a way to flash freeze lettuce. Chicken didn&#8217;t have much flavor. Dressing took longer to thaw than heating the chicken in the microwave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are some quick reviews of new-ish store brand products we&#8217;re too lazy to write full reviews for: Item: Lightlife Amaz&#8217;n Asian Sesame Chik&#8217;n&#8217; Purchased Price: $3.99 (on sale) Size: 9.7 ounces Purchased at: Safeway Rating: 7 out of 10 Pros: Not amaz&#8217;n, but appetiz&#8217;n. Awesome source of fiber and protein. Low fat. Lots of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13101,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2012\/08\/01\/spotted-on-shelves-812012\/","url_meta":{"origin":14289,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES &#8211; 8\/1\/2012","author":"Marvo","date":"August 1, 2012","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some new products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. 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