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(Editor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Note: I was going to do a review about Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day today, but I found a product that could actually help me get a Valentine, if their commercial is accurate. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll review it tomorrow and let you know if it worked. No, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not pheromones. <\/p>\n
So instead of a Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day review, today you get another low-carb product review. Yeah!)<\/i><\/p>\n
When items are labeled \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Reduced for Quick Sale,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d there are probably several reasons why: (1) Expiration date is coming up. (2) Item has been discontinued. (3) The product isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t selling well. (4) The packaging has been damaged. (5) Item was returned. (6) It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s crap and it totally blows. (7) Product is endorsed by Seymour Smith. Who? Exactly. (8) Possible store employee practical joke on customers involving bodily fluids being added to the product.<\/p>\n
When I pulled out a pint of Keto Vanilla Moon Super Premium Ice Cream from the freezer case at the national grocery store chain I shop at, I picked it up because of the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Reduced for Quick Sale\u00e2\u20ac\u009d price tag hanging from the shelf.<\/p>\n
I inspected it to see which of the reasons above was the cause for the \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Reduced for Quick Sale\u00e2\u20ac\u009d tag. Unfortunately, I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell, but my money was on reason number six because of the three words printed repeatedly on the lid, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Low Carb Leader.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Now boys and girls, what have we learned about low-carb foods?<\/p>\n
Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s say it all together.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re crap, they totally blow, and they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a waste of money.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
However, after reading the packaging more thoroughly, I thought the Keto Vanilla Moon might taste better than other low-carb foods because it had the same high levels of saturated fat and cholesterol than regular ice cream.<\/p>\n
Well just like my Super Bowl pick, my presidential election pick, and my pick to win Album of the Year at the Grammy Awards, I was totally wrong. Despite all the fat and cholesterol, it didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t taste very good. It sort of tasted like Cool Whip…Lite, and I think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m being a little generous by saying that.<\/p>\n
After I read the package even more thoroughly, I found out the Keto Vanilla Moon was also high in dietary fiber. Um, correct me if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m wrong, but the last time I checked, ice cream didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t aid with bowel movements, unless you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re lactose intolerant, then it REALLY helps with bowel movements.<\/p>\n
But it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s good to know that I can get fiber in ways other than Metamucil, whole-grain bread, and a Taco Bell bean burrito.<\/p>\n
I wanted to find out more about Keto, but unfortunately it turned out that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re no longer in business. So I guess that explained why the Keto Super Premium Ice Cream was labeled \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Reduced for Quick Sale.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have to add to my list, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153(9) Company no longer in business.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
So if you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re interested in trying Keto Super Premium Ice Cream, get yours now, because once they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re gone, they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re gone forever.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Vanilla Moon Keto Super Premium Ice Cream
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $3.49 (on sale)
\nRating:<\/b> 2 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Very limited edition. High in fiber.
\nCons:<\/b> Keto is no longer in business. Not very \u00e2\u20ac\u0153super\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or \u00e2\u20ac\u0153premium.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tastes like Cool Whip Lite. High is saturated fat and cholesterol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
(Editor\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Note: I was going to do a review about Valentine\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Day today, but I found a product that could actually help me get a Valentine, if their commercial is accurate. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll review it tomorrow and let you know if it worked. No, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not pheromones. 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