{"id":14406,"date":"2013-02-12T09:56:05","date_gmt":"2013-02-12T19:56:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=14406"},"modified":"2021-04-30T22:22:54","modified_gmt":"2021-05-01T08:22:54","slug":"review-lightning-round-freezer-aisle-edition-2122013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2013\/02\/12\/review-lightning-round-freezer-aisle-edition-2122013\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW LIGHTNING ROUND (FREEZER AISLE EDITION) – 2\/12\/2013"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are some quick reviews of new-ish stuff in the freezer aisle we’re too lazy to write full reviews for:<\/i><\/p>\n

\"Yoplait<\/a><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Yoplait Strawberry Original Frozen Yogurt
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 1 pint
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Tastes almost exactly like regular Yoplait strawberry yogurt. Live and active cultures. Real strawberries mixed in. It’s a pint, not 14 ounces, like some other companies. Don’t have to deal with the stupid lip Yoplait yogurt cups have that prevent you from getting every bit of yogurt.
\nCons:<\/b> Tastes too similar to regular Yoplait strawberry yogurt. Not as creamy as other frozen yogurt. A bit too airy. Replacing daily regular yogurt consumption with daily frozen yogurt consumption.
\nOther reviews:<\/b> On Second Scoop<\/a>, Fro-Yo Girl<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Kellogg's<\/a><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Kellogg’s Eggo Drizzlers Blueberry Waffles
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 6 waffles & 3 topping packets
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 5 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Traditional Eggo waffles. Not having to use teeth to open topping packet. Fortified with vitamins and minerals. Topping made with real fruit and slightly better for you than syrups named after women.
\nCons:<\/b> Just regular Eggo waffles; no blueberries baked in. Topping didn’t have much flavor and might have a hard time satisfying a sweet tooth. If you eat two waffles at a time, a box will last you only three breakfasts.<\/p>\n

\"Lean<\/a><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Lean Cuisine Bistro Chicken Salad Additions
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 7 1\/2 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 6 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Vegetables! Easy and quick to prepare. Vegetables! Crispy onion straws had more flavor than chicken. Vegetables. Yellow carrots sound exotic.
\nCons:<\/b> Hot vegetables mixed with chilled vegetables is a weird combination. Bacon in dressing is a step down from having real bacon bits. Crispy onion straws had more flavor than chicken. Dressing takes awhile to fully thaw. Crispy onion straws look more like crispy onion random shapes. Asparagus will make you pee smell.<\/p>\n

\"Limited<\/a><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Kellogg’s Eggo Chocolatey Chocolate Chip Wafflers
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $3.00 (on sale)
\nSize:<\/b> 8 waffles
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Safeway
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Fine eating without syrup. Makes a wonderful aroma come out of your toaster. Fortified with vitamins and minerals. Chocolate chips in every bite. Syrup isn’t necessary, but it does enhance its flavor. Trick people into thinking you’re eating burnt waffles.
\nCons:<\/b> Not really packed with flavor. It’s good enough that I’m sad they’re limited edition. Hard to tell if you’re overcooking these in the toaster. Being tricked into thinking someone is eating burnt waffles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are some quick reviews of new-ish stuff in the freezer aisle we’re too lazy to write full reviews for: Item: Yoplait Strawberry Original Frozen Yogurt Purchased Price: $3.99 (on sale) Size: 1 pint Purchased at: Safeway Rating: 6 out of 10 Pros: Tastes almost exactly like regular Yoplait strawberry yogurt. Live and active cultures. 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