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One of the reasons why I decided to review the Cookies & Twix candy bar was because I was told they’re almost as good as sex. <\/p>\n
I didn’t quite believe her, so I decided to look deeper into it by reaching into my limited sexual history.<\/p>\n
Wait, do blow-up dolls and shady massage parlors count? <\/p>\n
I’ll just add them anyway.<\/p>\n
After I scanned my limited sexual history, I realized that Melanie was wrong.<\/p>\n
These Cookies & Twix candy bars are very good, so good, in fact, I think they’re better than first-time sex.<\/p>\n
With first-time sex, there’s a lot of fumbling, not knowing where to put things, putting the condom on the wrong way, a lot of questions being asked, like “Is it in?”, “Does it feel good?” or “Does it hurt?” and premature ejaculation.<\/p>\n
I gotta admit, I would rather have a Cookies & Twix candy bar, than experience first-time sex all over again. So I believe that sometimes these Cookies & Twix candy bars are indeed better than sex.<\/p>\n
Hey, she didn’t say what kind of sex?<\/p>\n
Anyway, now that we have that settled, I really do like these Cookies and Twix candy bars, but I have a problem with them. They’re hardly different than the delicious regular Twix? <\/p>\n
They both have the same parts (a cookie, caramel, and chocolate), except put together differently.<\/p>\n
Basically, a Cookies & Twix candy bar is a regular Twix turned inside out. Instead of having a cookie surrounded by caramel and chocolate, a Cookies & Twix candy bar is caramel and chocolate surrounded by a cookie.<\/p>\n
I believe the Cookie & Twix candy bar is actually the deformed and rejected Twix, that have formed due to some kind of inbreeding. Of course, this is just a hypothesis, but the clues point to inbreeding. <\/p>\n
Nevertheless, I love these deformed Twix, just as much as regular Twix.<\/p>\n
I’ve got room in my stomach for both of them.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Cookies & Twix
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> 45 cents
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Very good. If you like Twix, you’ll like these. Showing love to the Deformed Twix.
\nCons:<\/b> Looks kind of small. This is what you get when Twix inbreed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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