{"id":15172,"date":"2013-08-07T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-07T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=15172"},"modified":"2020-12-24T11:29:05","modified_gmt":"2020-12-24T21:29:05","slug":"review-frito-lay-cheetos-x-pepsi-shuwa-shuwa-cola-corn-snack-pepsi-flavored-cheetos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2013\/08\/07\/review-frito-lay-cheetos-x-pepsi-shuwa-shuwa-cola-corn-snack-pepsi-flavored-cheetos\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Frito Lay Cheetos x Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa Cola Corn Snack (Pepsi-Flavored Cheetos)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Pepsi-flavored<\/a><\/p>\n

In 1818, Mary Shelley publishes Frankenstein<\/i>, arguably the world\u2019s first science fiction novel. It tells the harrowing tale of Victor Frankenstein, a single-minded student of science driven to ruin by his obsession with bestowing life on inanimate matter.<\/p>\n

In the 1990 documentary RoboCop 2<\/i>, director Irvin Kershner leads us on an exploration of the science of transferring human consciousness into deadly law enforcement robots. We quickly discover the dangers of such a procedure, as multiple test subjects commit suicide after finding themselves forever trapped in their mechanical bodies.<\/p>\n

In 1994’s Jurassic Park<\/i>, noted chaotician Dr. Ian Malcolm sums up the fears of late twentieth century society when commenting on the science of an island resort filled with genetically resurrected dinosaurs, saying, “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.”<\/p>\n

Time after time we are warned against charging recklessly into the untamed wilderness of science and technology, yet even in the last few years we find ourselves with peanut butter and jelly vodka, cronuts, Doritos Locos Tacos, Cherry<\/i> Coke, and pizzas with hot dogs in the crust. These aren\u2019t dinosaurs or robots. These are things we put willingly into our bodies.<\/p>\n

So today I publish this review not so much as a review but as a mile marker for future historians to look to when our inevitable self-destruction finally occurs.<\/p>\n

These Pepsi-flavored Cheetos are the latest food hybrid to spit in the eye of Mother Nature. They are from Japan.<\/p>\n

\"Pepsi-flavored<\/a><\/p>\n

The nosegrope upon opening the bag gave me pause. I immediately identified something very close to flat cola. Flat Pepsi? I dunno. My nose palate is not so refined. Something else was there in equal measure and it took me a moment to realize that the aroma was the same given off by powdered cinnamon donuts. You know, the Entenmann’s ones in the three pack with powdered sugar and plain.<\/p>\n

\"Pepsi-flavored<\/a><\/p>\n

In these snacks the cheese powder has been replaced with a cola powder that is disturbingly not brown. The first sensation, which I did not expect, was a very acidic bite. It’s very citrusy, almost sour. And it hits hard. It tries to capture the citrus notes of Pepsi, but it’s over the top. Too lemony. The sweeter cola flavor is there but it’s subtler and overpowered by the intense citrus. The flavors are very distinct and don\u2019t really ever mesh well together. But they do linger in the mouth for quite a while to leave you with a weird, marginally accurate, if lemony, Pepsi aftertaste. The corn puff tastes like it should. It doesn’t do a lot besides acting as a vehicle, which is good because there is already a lot going on.<\/p>\n

\"Pepsi-flavored<\/a><\/p>\n

Oh, did I mention these also fizz a little?! Yea! Not like crazy Pop Rocks fizzing, but there is some definite popping and crackling. It’s all about attention to detail, guys. I tip my hat to Frito-Lay for that one.<\/p>\n

Overall, this is a pretty accurate flavor recreation. It’s an impressive effort to be sure. That said, I don’t like them. I could only get through a few of them. They’ve got a lot going on and are kind of intense. A few tweaks to the levels of citrus and cola and these could be passable.<\/p>\n

These wouldn\u2019t be in my top 100 dream flavor what-ifs, but I’m glad they exist. They either point to a futuristic flavor-fusion utopia in which anything is possible or an apocalyptic hell place where cyborg velociraptors chew our faces off with laser teeth.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 package – 414 kcal, 24.8 grams of fat, 614 milligrams of sodium, 44.6 grams of carbohydrates, 3 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Frito Lay Cheetos x Pepsi Shuwa Shuwa Cola Corn Snack
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $3.99 (plus shipping)
\nSize:<\/b> 75 gram bag
\nPurchased at:<\/b> eBay
\nRating:<\/b> 5 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Pepsi-ish. A for effort. Fizzing snacks. Science.
\nCons:<\/b> Lingering aftertaste. Lemon. robot dinosaurs. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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