{"id":15556,"date":"2013-10-22T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T10:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=15556"},"modified":"2023-08-25T20:45:33","modified_gmt":"2023-08-26T06:45:33","slug":"review-coolhaus-louis-ba-kahn-ice-cream-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2013\/10\/22\/review-coolhaus-louis-ba-kahn-ice-cream-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Coolhaus Louis Ba-Kahn Ice Cream Sandwich"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Coolhaus<\/a><\/p>\n

In 1992, my mom fell into the craze that was the Bacon Wave, and when you have a dishwasher-friendly, $19.99 reusable rack specifically devoted to making pork products in 60 seconds, there is no reason not to have pounds of crispy pig belly coming out of that microwave as often as possible. <\/p>\n

It was during these breakfasts that Cupid struck my knees, knuckles, and toes with 28 arrows, all of which were directed at ways to enjoy bacon. I had it on sandwiches, astride pancakes and waffles, with syrup, without syrup, in grilled cheeses, between Pop-Tarts, chased with eggs, covered in cinnamon roll goo, and in its simple, unmasked, curvy-crispy form. Yes, I had bacon in all these ways, but never in an ice cream sandwich.<\/p>\n

Until today.<\/p>\n

Lo and behold, a company has mass-produced an ice cream sandwich that a) is roughly the size of a mastadon\u2019s kneecap and b) contains bacon. Yes, indeedee, smashed in those two giganto-mongous discs is Coolhaus\u2019s Louis Ba-kahn, an ice cream sandwich composed of chocolate chip cookies and brown butter and candied bacon ice cream.<\/p>\n

\"Coolhaus<\/a><\/p>\n

Cue the trombones and the trumpets. Heck, pull out the entire wind orchestra, because this ice cream sings. If Ben and Jerry\u2019s could be considered super premium ice cream, this stuff would be ultra super mega platinum premium ice cream (or some other absurdly adjective-filled variant thereof). This softball-sized scoop melts slower than me on the way to a dentist appointment, allowing the consumer to take his\/her glorious time. Taking a bite sans bacon, this cr\u00e8me de la vache has a presiding taste of sweet, sugary cream with a backdrop of vanilla.<\/p>\n

Tasted on its own, the brown butter flavor of the ice cream eludes me, but when eaten with the brown sugar chocolate chip cookie, the nuttiness of the butter smooshes with the brown sugar in the cookie to create some nutty, sweet gastronomical frenzy. It is here that I realize I am embarking on an ice cream frontier not even Bear Grylls has trekked before. Every bite highlights the thick custard. This is not made by a waif Skinny Cow. This must be a Paul Bunyan cow: a big, friendly bovine living a happy life munching on daisies in a field somewhere.<\/p>\n

But brown butter bacon ice cream cannot live without its Porky Pig compatriot. Luckily, small crispy bacon speckles are given a generous showing. These little dots of joy retain the look and feel of sprinkles, adding salt-and-smoke speckles throughout. It\u2019s magic. I\u2019m convinced this is the stuff Peter Pan\u2019s pixie dust is made of.<\/p>\n

And let us not forget the vessel of delivery: the chocolate chip cookies. This particular riff has a soft crumb, yet remains pliable, sturdy, and doughy enough to hold the mini mountain of ice cream inside (no small feat). Unfortunately, the chocolate chips in the cookie are too scarce to contribute their cocoa glow, but the vanilla bacon brown sugar combination is enough to make up for the loss.<\/p>\n

Is this a good ice cream sandwich? You bet, but, considering the price tag, I\u2019d encourage it to push itself just a smidge further. Bacon, while beautiful, can be an assertive flavor and, at times, I found it overshadowing the sensitive vanilla and brown butter, which made me sad. There is no need for sadness here. Something to bring back the sweet nuttiness, maybe a peanut butter swirl or a cinnamon sugar cookie, might\u2019ve kept the sweet-and-nutty flavors in check with the bacon. <\/p>\n

\"Coolhaus<\/a><\/p>\n

But I\u2019m nit-picking here. In the end, Coolhaus delivered a solid, innovative showing. At over 500 calories, my doctor might dub this a, “sometimes food,” but you know what they say: live life to the fullest because you never know when you\u2019ll get smooshed by a display of canned tuna. So go out there, avoid getting smooshed, and maybe eat some bacon brown butter ice cream while you\u2019re at it.<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 520 calories, 250 calories from fat, 26 grams of fat, 15 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 50 milligrams of cholesterol, 125 milligrams of sodium, 0 milligrams of potassium, 62 grams of carbohydrates, 4 gram of dietary fiber, 46 grams of sugars, and 8 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Coolhaus Louis Ba-Kahn Ice Cream Sandwich
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $4.89
\nSize:<\/b> 1 sandwich
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Whole Foods
\nRating:<\/b> 7 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Loads of ice cream. Bacon sprinkles. Nutty, salty vanilla cream. Cookies actually hold giganto scoop of ice cream. Innovative. Made from happy cows. Reasons to buy a Bacon Wave.
\nCons:<\/b> Brown butter flavor can get muddled. Cookies could use more chocolate chips. Pricey. Getting smooshed by canned goods. Dentist appointments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In 1992, my mom fell into the craze that was the Bacon Wave, and when you have a dishwasher-friendly, $19.99 reusable rack specifically devoted to making pork products in 60 seconds, there is no reason not to have pounds of crispy pig belly coming out of that microwave as often as possible. 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