{"id":157,"date":"2005-03-02T00:00:49","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T10:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/?p=157"},"modified":"2023-09-05T16:31:39","modified_gmt":"2023-09-06T02:31:39","slug":"jack-in-the-box-classic-chicken-ciabatta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/03\/02\/jack-in-the-box-classic-chicken-ciabatta\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack in the Box Classic Chicken Ciabatta"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Classic<\/p>\n

Oh Jack in the Box, when will you learn?<\/p>\n

You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t give your food items funny names without them getting teased. First it was Pannido? Now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Ciabatta? What are you trying to do, get them beat up?<\/p>\n

Well, now that I think about it, it shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be so surprising coming from Crack in the Box…Oh, wait, I mean, Crap in the Box…I mean, Wack in the Box…<\/p>\n

Anyway, here are a couple of examples of how poor Ciabatta could be teased: <\/p>\n

Hakuna Ciabatta! What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Ciabatta! Ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t no passing craze. It means no worries for the rest of your days. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s our problem-free philosophy. Hakuna Ciabatta!<\/i><\/p>\n

Or someone could say, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey Ciabatta! Where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Han Solo and the Millennium Falcon?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

If there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s anyone who knows what it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like to have their name teased it would be me. For example, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Marvo the Retardo, Marvo the Bizzaro, Marvo the Lardo, Marvo the Farto…<\/p>\n

STOP TEASING ME!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!<\/p>\n

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?!<\/p>\n

STOP! STOP! I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M NOT CRYING!!!<\/p>\n

NO, NO, NOT A WEDGIE!!!<\/p>\n

AAAGH!!!<\/p>\n

NO, THOSE AREN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T SKIDMARKS<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

Oh sorry, I was having a schoolyard flashback.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the Jack in the Box Classic Chicken Ciabatta is a new sandwich with a grilled chicken breast on a lightly toasted ciabatta bun with reduced fat herb mayo, sliced tomatoes, green leaf lettuce, and red onion slices.<\/p>\n

Of course, the highlight of the sandwich is the Ciabatta, a bread with a crispy hard crust and a soft center, which is much like regular Italian bread and my pale body when it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been out in the sun for too long.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, the Ciabatta bread didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t add anything to the taste of the sandwich. Neither did the reduced fat herb mayo. At least it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s high in protein, which will help me build some muscles on my pale body. <\/p>\n

It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sure a whole lot easier than shooting steroids into my ass.<\/p>\n

\n

Item:<\/b> Jack in the Box Classic Chicken Ciabatta
\nPurchase Price:<\/b> $5.79 (small combo)
\nRating:<\/b> 2.5 out of 5
\nPros:<\/b> Ciabatta bread was fluffy, like hair styles from the 1980s. High in protein.
\nCons:<\/b> Pricey. Ciabatta bread doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t add to the taste. Reduced herb mayo was bland. Easy name to make fun of. Hakuna Ciabatta!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Oh Jack in the Box, when will you learn? You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t give your food items funny names without them getting teased. First it was Pannido? Now it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Ciabatta? What are you trying to do, get them beat up? Well, now that I think about it, it shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be so surprising coming from Crack in the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1440],"tags":[1477,1559],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","tag-fast-food","tag-jack-in-the-box"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":246,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2005\/07\/05\/jack-in-the-box-ciabatta-bacon-n-cheese\/","url_meta":{"origin":157,"position":0},"title":"Jack in the Box Ciabatta Bacon ‘n’ Cheese","author":"Marvo","date":"July 5, 2005","format":false,"excerpt":"If I've learned anything in my life, it's that I should never judge a book by its cover, never trust a big butt and a smile, never let a jury in California decide a celebrity murder or child molestation case, and never believe the food from fast food restaurants will\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Reviews"","block_context":{"text":"Reviews","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/reviews\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":33484,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/12\/04\/fast-food-news-jack-in-the-box-pannidos-2018\/","url_meta":{"origin":157,"position":1},"title":"FAST FOOD NEWS: Jack in the Box Pannidos (2018)","author":"Marvo","date":"December 4, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Update: We reviewed it! 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