this<\/a>. Or sing it to any song you want, really. I’m not your boss. I’m your friend! Think of me like … your Chandler. No, like the monkey. No, like the couch they couldn’t get up the stairs in that one episode. Ooh, Aisha Tyler. Archer! Watch Archer, guys. Now on at 10 p.m. on Mondays. FX. Boom. <\/p>\nOh yeah, the song.<\/p>\n
——–<\/p>\n
White Castle sliders and biscuits from Popeyes<\/p>\n
Untoasted Pop Tarts and Animal Style fries<\/p>\n
Stephen Colbert’s pint by Ben and Jerry<\/p>\n
These are a few of my favorite eats<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Haribo gummies and small tubes of Pringles<\/p>\n
Hot dogs from Costco and donuts with sprinkles<\/p>\n
Burgers at Wendy’s, please double the meat<\/p>\n
These are a few of my favorite eats<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
M&M pretzel and shrimp chips by Calbee<\/p>\n
Oreos stuffed with what smells like Funfetti<\/p>\n
Carl’s Jr. battered and fried zucchini<\/p>\n
These are a few of my favorite eats<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
When I work out<\/p>\n
When I play sports<\/p>\n
When I’m running fast<\/p>\n
I simply remember my favorite eats<\/p>\n
And that’s why I feel so fat<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Breakfast Jack croissant and cones at McDonald’s<\/p>\n
Flavor Twist Fritos and Coke in glass bottles<\/p>\n
Buttery Hawaiian shortbread cookies<\/p>\n
These are a few of my favorite eats<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
When I dive in<\/p>\n
When I kick hard<\/p>\n
When I’m swimming laps<\/p>\n
I simply remember my favorite eats<\/p>\n
And that’s why I feel so fat<\/p>\n
——–<\/p>\n
I look forward to eating products for you guys and also stockpiling insulin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hey, dudes. I’m Kevin and I’ll be reviewing foodstuffs for the Impulsive Buy. I was born in California but went East in search of a Sonic Drive-In. I had to stop at the water and now, about three decades later, I live in New York City. I eat garbage sometimes and I’ve followed this website […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-5)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"ast-content-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"tablet":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""},"mobile":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center center","background-size":"auto","background-attachment":"scroll","background-type":"","background-media":"","overlay-type":"","overlay-color":"","overlay-opacity":"","overlay-gradient":""}},"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[276],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-announcement"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17851,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/12\/09\/spotted-on-shelves-1292014-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":0},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 12\/9\/2014","author":"Marvo","date":"December 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you've tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments. Everyone sing with me! Ding! Not Pockets! (Spotted by Kevin at Walmart.) I bet these go\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Gardein BBQ Pocket Meals Pulled Porkless Shreds in a Tangy Sauce","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7463\/15356996364_f50404cbc9_z.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":15281,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2013\/09\/04\/spotted-on-shelves-942013\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":1},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 9\/4\/2013","author":"Marvo","date":"September 4, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by us and your fellow readers. If you've tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments. To enjoy \"the sweet, fun flavor of your favorite Halloween treat,\" you could drink this Archer\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Archer Farms Candy Corn Coffee","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.staticflickr.com\/3781\/9630623133_e965829a76.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":30835,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/20\/spotted-on-shelves-archer-farms-edition-8-20-2018\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":2},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES (ARCHER FARMS EDITION) – 8\/20\/2018","author":"Marvo","date":"August 20, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some interesting new and limited edition Archer Farms products found on Target shelves by your fellow readers. If you've tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments. Archer Famrs Chocolate Hazelnut Creme-Filled Rolled Wafers Archer Farms Dark Chocolate Creme-Filled Rolled Wafers (Spotted by\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Archer-Farms-Red-Raspberry-Fruit-Spread.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Archer-Farms-Red-Raspberry-Fruit-Spread.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Archer-Farms-Red-Raspberry-Fruit-Spread.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":32775,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/11\/07\/spotted-on-shelves-archer-farms-non-dairy-frozen-dessert\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":3},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Archer Farms Non-Dairy Frozen Dessert","author":"Marvo","date":"November 7, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Archer Farms Non-Dairy Caramel Brownie Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Strawberry & Fudge Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Mocha Almond Fudge Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Cashew Caramel Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Peanut Butter & Chocolate Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Vanilla Bean Frozen Dessert Archer Farms Non-Dairy Vanilla\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Archer-Farms-Non-Dairy-Vanilla-Cake-Cookie-Dough-Frozen-Dessert.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Archer-Farms-Non-Dairy-Vanilla-Cake-Cookie-Dough-Frozen-Dessert.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/11\/Archer-Farms-Non-Dairy-Vanilla-Cake-Cookie-Dough-Frozen-Dessert.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":30385,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/07\/25\/spotted-on-shelves-archer-farms-new-reduced-fat-ice-cream\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":4},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES: Archer Farms New Reduced Fat Ice Cream","author":"Marvo","date":"July 25, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Archer Farms Chocolate Peanut Butter Reduced Fat Ice Cream Archer Farms Cookie Dough Reduced Fat Ice Cream Archer Farms Chocolate Pecan Pie Reduced Fat Ice Cream Archer Farms Mini Donut Reduced Fat Ice Cream Archer Farms Mint Cookies & Cream Reduced Fat Ice Cream Archer Farms Caramel Maple Bourbon Pecan\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Archer-Farms-Caramel-Maple-Bourbon-Pecan-Reduced-Fat-Ice-Cream.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Archer-Farms-Caramel-Maple-Bourbon-Pecan-Reduced-Fat-Ice-Cream.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/Archer-Farms-Caramel-Maple-Bourbon-Pecan-Reduced-Fat-Ice-Cream.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":31063,"url":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2018\/08\/31\/spotted-on-shelves-8-31-2018\/","url_meta":{"origin":16130,"position":5},"title":"SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 8\/31\/2018","author":"Marvo","date":"August 31, 2018","format":false,"excerpt":"Here are some interesting new and limited edition products found on store shelves by your fellow readers. If you've tried any of the products, share your thoughts about them in the comments. Lindt Les Grandes Bars (Spotted by Daniel N at Kroger.) Nissin Cup Noodles Soup'd Up (Zesty Chicken, Savory\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Spotted on Shelves"","block_context":{"text":"Spotted on Shelves","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/category\/spotted-on-shelves\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Reserve-Collection-Jim-Beam-Budweiser-Copper-Lager.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Reserve-Collection-Jim-Beam-Budweiser-Copper-Lager.jpg?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Reserve-Collection-Jim-Beam-Budweiser-Copper-Lager.jpg?resize=525%2C300&ssl=1 1.5x"},"classes":[]}],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}