{"id":16204,"date":"2014-01-27T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/?p=16204"},"modified":"2023-08-29T17:28:13","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T03:28:13","slug":"review-chex-chips-caramelized-onion-cinnamon-and-sugar-cheddar-jalapeno-and-wasabi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.theimpulsivebuy.com\/wordpress\/2014\/01\/27\/review-chex-chips-caramelized-onion-cinnamon-and-sugar-cheddar-jalapeno-and-wasabi\/","title":{"rendered":"REVIEW: Chex Chips (Caramelized Onion, Cinnamon and Sugar, Cheddar Jalape\u00f1o, and Wasabi)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chex<\/a><\/p>\n

Yo, do y\u2019all remember the story of the Three Little Pigs?<\/p>\n

Well, here\u2019s a recap in case you recently fell off of a train of something. <\/p>\n

Basically, there are these three anthropomorphic pigs that get kicked out of their house by their mother because they are probably all like 22 and have degrees in Philosophy or Russian Literature and don\u2019t have jobs. Anyway, the titular three pigs travel out in the world and decide that they each need some new digs. <\/p>\n

Two of the pigs, who apparently have never seen an actual house, each decide to erect crude little shelters out of straw and sticks respectively. The third pig, and possibly the only one that never received a traumatic brain injury in his youth, builds his using bricks like a champ. Eventually a hungry wolf arrives whose plan of attack, loudly announcing his arrival while blowing as hard as he can on each home, easily destroys the first two lousy shelters. Not wanting to be eaten, the first two pigs run to the smarter, craftier third pig and seek shelter in his house, which, because it\u2019s basically a brick fortress, keeps them all safe. Hooray!<\/p>\n

The moral of this little story is clear: You can get by in a group by being completely and utterly useless as long as at least one of you has their shit together.<\/p>\n

Chex Mix, much like the Three Little Pigs, is similarly plagued by certain members who cannot carry their own weight. While greatly enjoyable as a whole, those dry, squiggly breadsticks and boring circular pretzels are clearly the straw and stick houses in this analogy. And, even though those zesty bagel chips can usually be a crowd pleaser, I have always felt that the true beauty of Chex Mix lies in the Chex themselves, and their flawless evolution from breakfast cereal to snack food.<\/p>\n

But dammit, it\u2019s 2014 and it appears Chex is finally ready to make moves in the snack department sans its slightly less enticing compadres, and the beautiful result is Chex Chips.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s be honest, when I first saw this new snack at my local 7-Eleven (in the following four flavors: Caramelized Onion, Cinnamon and Sugar, Cheddar Jalapeno, and Wasabi) I had a few questions. How can my familiar Chex cereal pieces be transformed into a chip? How big are we talking here? Did I really ever want my Chex to taste like wasabi?<\/p>\n

Scouring the front packaging for details, I was provided with only the following description, beneath the large printed Chex Chips logo:<\/p>\n

\u201cGIANT CHIPS. NO MIX.\u201d<\/p>\n

\"Chex<\/a><\/p>\n

Personally, I take the purposeful capitalization of these two short, direct sentences as a sign that this text should probably be read in the brutish voice of Dwayne \u201cThe Rock\u201d Johnson. And, like The Rock himself, Chex Chips similarly appear to be significantly roided-up. Upon opening the bag, the texture of Chex Chips is a wonderfully effective hybrid somewhere between the puffiness of Bugles and the crispiness of the late (and well missed) Doritos 3D. Much less flimsy than their breakfast cereal brethren, these giant Chex seemed perfect for transporting each specific delicious flavor.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s break it all down.<\/p>\n

\"Chex<\/a><\/p>\n

First, I began with the Caramelized Onion flavor. Yeah that\u2019s right, caramelized<\/i> onion. Did Bobby Flay whip these gourmet creations up on Iron Chef? Probably. Can you serve these at your next fancy gala or museum opening? Probably. Does a caramelized onion simply mean a cooked, browned onion? Probably. Was the name of this flavor an attempt to hide that fact they basically taste just like a sour cream and onion flavor minus the sour cream? Probably. Were they still shamelessly delicious? … Yes. <\/p>\n

Next, I moved onto the Cinnamon and Sugar variety because, well, I like both of those things. Ignoring the fact that the pile of sugar with accompanying tubes of cinnamon displayed on the front of this bag look suspiciously like someone is ready for an 80s cocaine binge, this may have been my favorite flavor of the bunch and I strongly recommend it. Allow me to consider the reasons: They tasted like delicious churros. I like delicious churros. I liked this flavor. If you like delicious Churros you will also like this flavor. (See… it all adds up)<\/p>\n

Moving along, I next tried the Cheddar Jalape\u00f1o flavor. Already pleased with the previous two flavors, I was not surprised when this variety blew my idiomatic pants off. Underneath its delightfully fiery kick; there is an impressive amount of real flavor. I\u2019m a bit tired of the recent trend of using heat as a shield to cover up lousy taste, so it\u2019s a welcomed surprise when spicy flavors such as this benefit from a good combination of the two. <\/p>\n

Finally, this left me with the flavor that I had largely been anticipating, Wasabi. It has always surprised me that, despite the already established and steadily growing popularity of sushi restaurants, wasabi has made very few permanent appearances in American mainstream snack foods. Sure it might pop up as limited edition flavor, like sriracha, but it seems there are very few consistent outlets for this flavor. And, truthfully, it’s a shame. Yet, the taste of these Chex Chips have captured an essential part of what makes wasabi such a popular condiment; that perfect combination of spiciness and distinct flavor. I hope these chips stick around because they are impressively good.<\/p>\n

In fact, Chex Chips as a whole are all surprisingly the cr\u00e8me de la cr\u00e8me of the usual 7-Eleven pickins\u2019, and my hopes for the longevity of the Wasabi flavor spreads to Chex Chips as a whole.<\/p>\n

(Now, I just want to see those bagel chips get the right idea and go solo too).<\/p>\n

(Nutrition Facts – 1 pouch – Caramelized Onion<\/b> – 200 calories, 100 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 320 milligrams of sodium, 0 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein Cinnamon and Sugar<\/b> – 200 calories, 90 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 250 milligrams of sodium, 0 milligrams of potassium, 26 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 5 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein. Cheddar Jalapeno<\/b> – 200 calories, 100 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 380 milligrams of sodium, 0 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein. Wasabi<\/b> – 200 calories, 100 calories from fat, 11 grams of fat, 1 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 320 milligrams of sodium, 0 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, less than 1 gram of fiber, 2 grams of sugar, and 2 grams of protein.)<\/small><\/p>\n

Item:<\/b> Chex Chips (Caramelized Onion, Cinnamon and Sugar, Cheddar Jalape\u00f1o, and Wasabi)
\nPurchased Price:<\/b> $1.49 each
\nSize:<\/b> 42 gram bag
\nPurchased at:<\/b> 7-Eleven
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10 (Caramelized Onion)
\nRating:<\/b> 9 out of 10 (Cinnamon and Sugar)
\nRating:<\/b> 8 out of 10 (Cheddar Jalape\u00f1o)
\nRating:<\/b> 9 out of 10 (Wasabi)
\nPros:<\/b> The chips themselves were way tastier than I had anticipated. Large portion size. Interesting variety.
\nCons:<\/b> I have only seen them that one time I was at the 7-Eleven at two in the morning and I knocked over a gallon of milk and the store clerk looked at me funny and now I don\u2019t want to go back there even during the day when he probably doesn\u2019t even have a shift. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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