their own chocolate body washes<\/a> which look and smell like chocolate. They’re so delicious that if there wasn’t the warning on the bottle that says in bold and lowercase letters, “caution: not for internal use,” I would probably eat them. <\/p>\nNot everything about the Axe Dark Temptation Shower Gel is disappointing. It lathered up nicely, thanks to the sodium laureth sulfate, and it did what it was supposed to do — get my body clean. It may not have made me smell like chocolate, but that’s okay. <\/p>\n
If I want to smell like chocolate, I’ll do it the old-fashioned way — using melted chocolate as hair gel. You can’t rest your head on anything with it on and you must stay away from the Humane Society and pet stores, but it’s got some crazy hold.<\/p>\n
Item:<\/b> Axe Dark Temptation Shower Gel
\nPrice:<\/b> $4.99
\nSize:<\/b> 12 ounces
\nPurchased at:<\/b> Drugstore.com
\nRating:<\/b> 5 out of 10
\nPros:<\/b> Decent smelling. It gets me clean. Lathers nicely. Grippy bottle. Using melted chocolate as hair gel to smell like chocolate.
\nCons:<\/b> Doesn’t smell chocolatey. Smells like all the other Axe body washes. Will not get you laid. Nickelback and Daughtry songs. Being attacked by dogs due to using melted chocolate as hair gel. Having a subscription to Dog Fancy Magazine<\/i> and not owning a dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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